OUCH!!!! That left a BIG mark!!!

alaura1974 · Post by **alaura1974** » July 15, 2008 8:06 am

flipflopgirl wrote:
popcornjack wrote:HOLY CR*P!!!! How do you even manage to do that???
i was thinking the same thing!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldnt think that was even possible, to make it all the way through!!

Afternoon Golfer · Post by **Afternoon Golfer** » July 15, 2008 9:34 am

No way.

Afternoon Golfer · Post by **Afternoon Golfer** » July 15, 2008 9:34 am

No way.

Hockey Mon · Post by **Hockey Mon** » July 15, 2008 10:31 am

Afternoon Golfer wrote:No way.

Way.

Afternoon Golfer · Post by **Afternoon Golfer** » July 15, 2008 10:34 am

Hockey Mon wrote:
Afternoon Golfer wrote:No way.
Way.

Weigh.

pbans · Post by **pbans** » July 15, 2008 10:47 am

Afternoon Golfer wrote:
Hockey Mon wrote:
Afternoon Golfer wrote:No way.
Way.
Weigh.

Whey

Hockey Mon · Post by **Hockey Mon** » July 15, 2008 10:50 am

pbans wrote:
Afternoon Golfer wrote:
Hockey Mon wrote:
Afternoon Golfer wrote:No way.
Way.
Weigh.
Whey

Crap. I got nothing. I'm out.

blackjack · Post by **blackjack** » July 15, 2008 11:16 am

Bfan53 wrote:I'm still trying to comprehend what that twisted soul was thinking when (a) he first came up with this idea and (b) as he carried through with it........

I know what was going through his mind...about 114 chainsaw teeth.

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » July 15, 2008 11:22 am

Bfan53 wrote:I'm still trying to comprehend what that twisted soul was thinking when (a) he first came up with this idea and (b) as he carried through with it........

(a) "Anything has to be better than packing up my p o r n collection".

(b) "Holy f**k, this hurts. But, it's still better than packing up my p o r n collection"

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » July 15, 2008 11:49 am

rednekkPH wrote:
Bfan53 wrote:I'm still trying to comprehend what that twisted soul was thinking when (a) he first came up with this idea and (b) as he carried through with it........
(a) "Anything has to be better than packing up my p o r n collection".

(b) "Holy f**k, this hurts. But, it's still better than packing up my p o r n collection"

SPEW!!!

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » July 15, 2008 12:13 pm

His mom always told him he'd lose his head if it wasn't attached, so he tried it?

citcat · Post by **citcat** » July 15, 2008 12:52 pm

I feel so guilty for *spewing* all over my monitor.

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » July 18, 2008 12:05 am

alaura1974 wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote:
popcornjack wrote:HOLY CR*P!!!! How do you even manage to do that???
i was thinking the same thing!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wouldnt think that was even possible, to make it all the way through!!

After giving this WAYYY too much thought...
Let's, first, start your well-oiled chainsaw, and wedge the throttle on FULL
Brace the already running chainsaw about waist high using a chair or something counterbalancing

...and now for the fun

..simply let yourself fall headfirst, cross-ways over the running blade!

gravity does all the work for you! ...er, for both parts of you

It is really so easy and simple....

okay, sweet dreams y'all!!

blackjack · Post by **blackjack** » July 18, 2008 9:31 am

pbans · Post by **pbans** » July 18, 2008 10:50 am

Lightning Bolt wrote:
alaura1974 wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote:
popcornjack wrote:HOLY CR*P!!!! How do you even manage to do that???
i was thinking the same thing!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wouldnt think that was even possible, to make it all the way through!!
After giving this WAYYY too much thought...
Let's, first, start your well-oiled chainsaw, and wedge the throttle on FULL
Brace the already running chainsaw about waist high using a chair or something counterbalancing

...and now for the fun

..simply let yourself fall headfirst, cross-ways over the running blade!
gravity does all the work for you! ...er, for both parts of you

It is really so easy and simple....

okay, sweet dreams y'all!!

.....and I thought I was the only twisted soul actually trying to figure out the logistics of a chainsaw suicide.

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » July 18, 2008 11:22 am

pbans wrote:
Lightning Bolt wrote:
alaura1974 wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote:
popcornjack wrote:HOLY CR*P!!!! How do you even manage to do that???
i was thinking the same thing!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wouldnt think that was even possible, to make it all the way through!!
After giving this WAYYY too much thought...
Let's, first, start your well-oiled chainsaw, and wedge the throttle on FULL
Brace the already running chainsaw about waist high using a chair or something counterbalancing

...and now for the fun

..simply let yourself fall headfirst, cross-ways over the running blade!
gravity does all the work for you! ...er, for both parts of you

It is really so easy and simple....

okay, sweet dreams y'all!!
.....and I thought I was the only twisted soul actually trying to figure out the logistics of a chainsaw suicide.

well, the devil is in the details...

..and note the importance of falling perpindicular to the running blade.

If you were to simply fall face-first, PARALLEL with the blade... all you wind up with

...is a splitting headache

pbans · Post by **pbans** » July 18, 2008 11:27 am

I had contemplated more of a fulcrum/lever system where the chainsaw drops over the top of the supine intended victim......again, depending on gravity to bring the fully accelerated chainsaw down across the weakest point of the upper body.......that being the neck.

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » July 18, 2008 11:41 am

LIPH wrote:The UK obviously needs stronger chain saw control laws.

There should be a waiting period, background check and they should have the chains serialized.

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » July 18, 2008 11:41 am

YES!
More like a swinging, motorized guillotine!!

..ok, I've got to get some breakfast...