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Man cuts off own head with chainsaw after flat is earmarked to be bulldozed by developers

A ‘vulnerable’ man cut off his own head with a chainsaw after being ordered to move out of his home to make way for developers, police believe.

David Phyall’s severed head was found beside the power tool inside his housing association flat shortly after receiving his eviction notice.



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ph4ever wrote:Man cuts off own head with chainsaw after flat is earmarked to be bulldozed by developers

A ‘vulnerable’ man cut off his own head with a chainsaw after being ordered to move out of his home to make way for developers, police believe.

David Phyall’s severed head was found beside the power tool inside his housing association flat shortly after receiving his eviction notice.



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That's truly sad.
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Is it too early in the post to be making jokes?

Hockey Mon wrote:

ph4ever wrote:Man cuts off own head with chainsaw after flat is earmarked to be bulldozed by developers

A ‘vulnerable’ man cut off his own head with a chainsaw after being ordered to move out of his home to make way for developers, police believe.

David Phyall’s severed head was found beside the power tool inside his housing association flat shortly after receiving his eviction notice.



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That's truly sad.
<pause>
Is it too early in the post to be making jokes?

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ph4ever wrote:

Hockey Mon wrote:

ph4ever wrote:Man cuts off own head with chainsaw after flat is earmarked to be bulldozed by developers

A ‘vulnerable’ man cut off his own head with a chainsaw after being ordered to move out of his home to make way for developers, police believe.

David Phyall’s severed head was found beside the power tool inside his housing association flat shortly after receiving his eviction notice.



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That's truly sad.
<pause>
Is it too early in the post to be making jokes?

no

That's no way to get ahead in life. Get it? A head? Ahead? Ha ha ha, I crack myself up.

Okay, that's enough. I'll settle down.

obviously england needs to ban chainsaws.... right after they ban knives.

HOLY CR*P!!!! How do you even manage to do that???

The UK obviously needs stronger chain saw control laws.

popcornjack wrote:HOLY CR*P!!!! How do you even manage to do that???

i was thinking the same thing!!!!!!!!!!!!

Geez, I can see how losing your home would be traumatic ..... but nothing to lose your head over.






Yeah, I know, I'm going to hell for that one.

Man, heads are gonna roll over this.


oh wait, they already did.


Now, where's that handbasket?




It really is sad though, imagine if your home was the only thing you had to live for?

what a knucklehead, he would have had less of a headache looking for a new apartment

I wonder how much gas He wasted???

Am I the only one thinking about the scene from Austin Powers?

Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay.

Oh my stomach hurts from laughing you guys really can make a joke about anything.

pbans wrote:Am I the only one thinking about the scene from Austin Powers?

Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay.

That's classic. Totally forgot about that. I guess if my head was screwed on straight, I would have remembered.

If they ban chainsaws Then only lumberjacks would have them!!!

moeron wrote:If they ban chainsaws Then only lumberjacks would have them!!!

OH.. I'm a Lumberjack.. and that's OK

I'm still trying to comprehend what that twisted soul was thinking when (a) he first came up with this idea and (b) as he carried through with it........