I told you to NOT smoke crack....

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » July 15, 2008 12:43 pm

Woman Hits Crack Smoking Boyfriend with Toilet Seat

FORT PIERCE, FL -- This story brings a new meaning to the phrase "hitting the head."

Police say a woman beat her boyfriend over the head with a toilet seat.

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buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 15, 2008 12:44 pm

"Your crack cocaine got in my toilet seat..."

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » July 15, 2008 12:46 pm

trying to see a jury convicting her on this one with the right spin. Tho, perhaps next time she'll think a guy who smells like burnt styrofoam isn't such a winner.

blackjack · Post by **blackjack** » July 15, 2008 12:47 pm

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » July 15, 2008 12:50 pm

blackjack wrote:

BOBBY IS THAT YOU?????

GumboPirate · Post by **GumboPirate** » July 15, 2008 12:53 pm

blackjack wrote:

TropicalTroubador · Post by **TropicalTroubador** » July 15, 2008 1:48 pm

Actually, it wasn't the crack that was the problem. He'd left the seat up again.

Bfan53 · Post by **Bfan53** » July 15, 2008 6:16 pm

TropicalTroubador wrote:Actually, it wasn't the crack that was the problem. He'd left the seat up again.

Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are...........

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » July 15, 2008 6:17 pm

BIG SPEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!