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Another reason to not fly Delta

Post by ph4ever »

:o - it just seemed to be so timely with the other Delta thread going....


Delta Passenger Found Dead in Plane Restroom


ATLANTA (MyFOX Atlanta) -- Delta officials say a passenger was found dead inside the bathroom of a plane Wednesday morning.

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Post by RinglingRingling »

the next to the last user must have had the All-U-Can-Eat Burrito Special at Burrito King...
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Post by buffettbride »

I wonder if dead bodies cost $50 extra. Or maybe the first dead body is free and $50 for each additional dead body.
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Most airline potties usually smell like someone has died in them. :o :o :-?
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buffettbride wrote:I wonder if dead bodies cost $50 extra. Or maybe the first dead body is free and $50 for each additional dead body.
#3 is $250 extra, and only if you ship them in the hold. if you carry them on and they fit in the overhead bin...
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Y'all are SICK people!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:o :o :o :o well, sail on!!!
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Post by PartofthePhlock »

RinglingRingling wrote:the next to the last user must have had the All-U-Can-Eat Burrito Special at Burrito King...

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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RinglingRingling wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I wonder if dead bodies cost $50 extra. Or maybe the first dead body is free and $50 for each additional dead body.
#3 is $250 extra, and only if you ship them in the hold. if you carry them on and they fit in the overhead bin...
well heck, i can get the kids into the overhead bins, and i only have 2 of them. $50 each is way cheaper than buying them a seat.
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Maybe prices will drop now. [smilie=noeyedear-shrugging.gif]
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Post by flipflopgirl »

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Most airline potties usually smell like someone has died in them. :o :o :-?
:o :o so true!!!! :o :( :( :(
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Post by AlbatrossFlyer »

the funny thing is, the last line of the article i read about this, was:

"ATL airport police respond several times a year about dead bodies on airplanes"

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AlbatrossFlyer wrote:the funny thing is, the last line of the article i read about this, was:

"ATL airport police respond several times a year about dead bodies on airplanes"
:lol: :lol: :lol: Just another day in the neighborhood...
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Post by RinglingRingling »

buffettbride wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I wonder if dead bodies cost $50 extra. Or maybe the first dead body is free and $50 for each additional dead body.
#3 is $250 extra, and only if you ship them in the hold. if you carry them on and they fit in the overhead bin...
well heck, i can get the kids into the overhead bins, and i only have 2 of them. $50 each is way cheaper than buying them a seat.
as long as they are quiet.. remember, items stored in the overhead bins may shift during flight...
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ScarletB wrote:Y'all are SICK people!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
The admin assistant outside my office can't figure out why I'm laughing.
you didn't know that before?
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Post by ScarletB »

buffettbride wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I wonder if dead bodies cost $50 extra. Or maybe the first dead body is free and $50 for each additional dead body.
#3 is $250 extra, and only if you ship them in the hold. if you carry them on and they fit in the overhead bin...
well heck, i can get the kids into the overhead bins, and i only have 2 of them. $50 each is way cheaper than buying them a seat.
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Post by Wino you know »

After my trip to Erie, PA next week, so help me, I'll drive EVERYWHERE I ever go.

Even to Hawaii and/or Tahiti?
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Post by Missing B'dos »

Um, this is turning into a kinda gross thread. For people who HAVE to fly. (Cause we live on an island.) (But fortunately NOT Delta.) Huh! Whatever happened to that guy who was suing one of the airlines because they made him spend the flight sitting in the can -- they'd overbooked and the flight attendant didn't like her jumpseat and wanted his seat? At least HE made it home alive!
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Post by ragtopW »

buffettbride wrote:I wonder if dead bodies cost $50 extra. Or maybe the first dead body is free and $50 for each additional dead body.
It might have been a sit-in to protest the new charge..
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Post by Y-NO-9-O »

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:the funny thing is, the last line of the article i read about this, was:

"ATL airport police respond several times a year about dead bodies on airplanes"
People are just dying to get to Atlanta.



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