Top 10 Reasons to attend MOTM
Posted: August 1, 2008 7:42 pm
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Top 10 Reasons to attend MOTM
by Ms. Charley G.
10. Being there in person sure beats watching all your friends on a Key West web cam having fun without you!!
9. Late at night, you’ll be the one “Drunk Dialing” your friends back home and rubbing it in !!
8. It’s the official location of the “Jimmy Buffett for President” Headquarters. Support the Parrot Head Party candidate!! Vote Early! Vote Often!!
7. It’s a second chance at restoring those tan lines you worked so hard on all summer. Word has it the perfect tanning spot is lying on the Casa Beach with your favorite Trop-Rock Artist performing live on stage!
6. Chances are good that your boss and nerdy co-worker types will not be attending!!
5. If laughter is the best medicine, then it’s very likely you’ll come home cured of almost anything!
4. You’ll have a chance to bid on Autographed Jimmy Buffett Memorabilia at the PCF Auction. And if you are on a budget, for the mere price of a raffle ticket you could win some really cool Parrot Head prizes. “The one who dies with the most PH toys ...” eh?
3. You’ll return home, tan, relaxed, (you can detox on the plane) and most importantly ... you’ll be able to make it through those colder winter months.
2. Ya Ya ... Club Trini’s Back In Town!! Peter Mayer, too!! And the great Trop-Rock artists line in the lineup for your listening pleasure.
And the Number One Reason to Register & Attend MotM is: Because you know you wanna be there and therapy is extremely expensive ...
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Top 10 Reasons to attend MOTM
by Ms. Charley G.
10. Being there in person sure beats watching all your friends on a Key West web cam having fun without you!!
9. Late at night, you’ll be the one “Drunk Dialing” your friends back home and rubbing it in !!
8. It’s the official location of the “Jimmy Buffett for President” Headquarters. Support the Parrot Head Party candidate!! Vote Early! Vote Often!!
7. It’s a second chance at restoring those tan lines you worked so hard on all summer. Word has it the perfect tanning spot is lying on the Casa Beach with your favorite Trop-Rock Artist performing live on stage!
6. Chances are good that your boss and nerdy co-worker types will not be attending!!
5. If laughter is the best medicine, then it’s very likely you’ll come home cured of almost anything!
4. You’ll have a chance to bid on Autographed Jimmy Buffett Memorabilia at the PCF Auction. And if you are on a budget, for the mere price of a raffle ticket you could win some really cool Parrot Head prizes. “The one who dies with the most PH toys ...” eh?
3. You’ll return home, tan, relaxed, (you can detox on the plane) and most importantly ... you’ll be able to make it through those colder winter months.
2. Ya Ya ... Club Trini’s Back In Town!! Peter Mayer, too!! And the great Trop-Rock artists line in the lineup for your listening pleasure.
And the Number One Reason to Register & Attend MotM is: Because you know you wanna be there and therapy is extremely expensive ...
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