Jimmy Buffett: God's messenger or Satan's minion?

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Is Jimmy Buffett a

Messenger from God?
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23%
Minion of Satan?
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12%
I'm just here for the popcorn.
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Jimmy Buffett: God's messenger or Satan's minion?

Post by popcornjack »

In response to all the recent dust-ups between the kool aid drinkers and the effigy burners, I figured it was time to settle it once and for all. Was Jimmy Buffett.....

A) Sent here as a gift from the heavens? The clouds parted, the angels sang, and a small reed basket washed ashore on the banks of the mighty Mississippi on that fateful Christmas morning (coincidence? you decide) containing the answer to the hopes and prayers of those looking for musical and lifestyle guidance. They had been lost in the wilderness of society and were looking for a guide to lead them for almost 40 years (once again, coincidence??) through the mindless mediocrity of the day to day existence to the promised land oasis of margaritaville?

or

B) Delivered to us from the bowels of the earth? The earth shook, the clouds thundered, the volcano (volcano? hmmmmmm) spewed forth it's lava and in its place was the form of a man created to do nothing but introduce the world to a new form of hedonism and self indulgence. Through captivating music and piratical lyrics, he led us down the primrose path, taking us from all that we knew and bringing us to a supposed eden, only to soon find ourselves overrun with drunken hordes and forced to worship at the temple of all things margaritaville?

You decide!!
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Post by flipflopgirl »

POPCORN PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Image

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Post by aeroparrot »

Pass the popcorn Christine.
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Life is short, live long!!

I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

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Post by springparrot »

can I have my popcorn with extra butter and cheese please :D
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springparrot wrote:can I have my popcorn with extra butter and cheese please :D
SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by ParrotHeadInThe Making »

Elrod wrote:Image

We're probably all going to hell for even posting in this thread.
Well if we do end up in hell there will be enough of us for a tailgate and enough fire to go around for a never ending bbq.

Hey, springparrot, pass me the butter and cheese please!
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Post by Salukulady »

Whooohooo, this sound like fun! Great subject, Jack, I love it. Hell, I'm getting a rum and coke with lots of lime to go with my popcorn!
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Post by popcornjack »

Salukulady wrote:Whooohooo, this sound like fun! Great subject, Jack, I love it. Hell, I'm getting a rum and coke with lots of lime to go with my popcorn!
I think we have an insight into her vote..... :wink:
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Post by Elrod »

popcornjack wrote:
Salukulady wrote:Whooohooo, this sound like fun! Great subject, Jack, I love it. Hell, I'm getting a rum and coke with lots of lime to go with my popcorn!
I think we have an insight into her vote..... :wink:
In my neighborhood, we'd call that a hint. :lol:
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Post by BigR-KyParrothead »

:) :) :) :) :) :)
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:) :) :) :) :) :)
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Post by flipflopgirl »

Elrod wrote:
popcornjack wrote:
Salukulady wrote:Whooohooo, this sound like fun! Great subject, Jack, I love it. Hell, I'm getting a rum and coke with lots of lime to go with my popcorn!
I think we have an insight into her vote..... :wink:
In my neighborhood, we'd call that a hint. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by krusin1 »

This may truly be the dumbest poll/thread ever on this board. :x

Mods, feel free to lock this one. :-?
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Post by Coconuts »

Elrod wrote:Image

We're probably all going to hell for even posting in this thread.
I thought we reserved the extra large handbasket years ago.
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Post by Salukulady »

popcornjack wrote:
Salukulady wrote:Whooohooo, this sound like fun! Great subject, Jack, I love it. Hell, I'm getting a rum and coke with lots of lime to go with my popcorn!
I think we have an insight into her vote..... :wink:
HELL YES!!! Another rum and coke, Bartender!
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Post by Elrod »

Coconuts wrote:
Elrod wrote:Image

We're probably all going to hell for even posting in this thread.
I thought we reserved the extra large handbasket years ago.
You are correct. :lol: :lol:
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Prince of Purgatory.
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Post by alphabits »

krusin1 wrote:This may truly be the dumbest poll/thread ever on this board. :x

Mods, feel free to lock this one. :-?
And yet you felt compelled to post in it.
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Post by aeroparrot »

alphabits wrote:
krusin1 wrote:This may truly be the dumbest poll/thread ever on this board. :x

Mods, feel free to lock this one. :-?
And yet you felt compelled to post in it.
Some people just don't have a sense of humor.
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Life is short, live long!!

I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

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