Man vs. Woman

AdamBomb8 · Post by **AdamBomb8** » August 11, 2008 8:30 pm

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s***.

The End

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » August 11, 2008 8:40 pm

Joetown Parrothead · Post by **Joetown Parrothead** » August 11, 2008 8:41 pm

bar & golf course!

ParrotheadKalee · Post by **ParrotheadKalee** » August 11, 2008 8:44 pm

pinacolada lover · Post by **pinacolada lover** » August 12, 2008 3:43 am

GumboPirate · Post by **GumboPirate** » August 12, 2008 11:32 am

AdamBomb8 · Post by **AdamBomb8** » August 12, 2008 4:57 pm

Joetown Parrothead wrote:bar & golf course!

That hits Billy Ray right where he lives

baybreeze · Post by **baybreeze** » August 12, 2008 5:38 pm

Thanks for the laugh today...

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » August 12, 2008 10:00 pm