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You too noisy - NO SEX FOR YOU!!!

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Man banned from girlfriend's home after noisy sex
By RAPHAEL G. SATTER
Associated Press Writer

LONDON (AP) - A British man has been banned from visiting his girlfriend's home after neighbors complained about noisy sex, a local government official said Thursday.

Adam Hinton, 32, was barred from getting within 100 meters (110 yards) of his 29-year-old girlfriend Kerry Norris' apartment by a British court Wednesday, Brighton and Hove City Council spokesman Mike Taggart said.

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Post by RinglingRingling »

Probably her fault. He forgot that no good deed goes unpunished..
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I wish I had this problem. :oops:
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Post by TommyBahama »

it's been a while and i just could keep quiet!!!..we invited the neighbors!!
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:oops: :oops: I have had the Neighbors come by to check...
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Post by ParrotheadKalee »

ragtopW wrote::oops: :oops: I have had the Neighbors come by to check...
:o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)
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Post by citcat »

ParrotheadKalee wrote:
ragtopW wrote::oops: :oops: I have had the Neighbors come by to check...
:o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)
WAYNE !!! :o [smilie=blush.gif] :lol: :lol: :lol:
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How'd you like to have that on your record? :D
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Post by PHarmGirl »

ragtopW wrote::oops: :oops: I have had the Neighbors come by to check...
:lol: :lol: :lol: @ Wayno ...

What did you tell them?
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Post by chippewa »

Imagine how loud it would get if there were two people in the room. :o

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by citcat »

chippewa wrote:Imagine how loud it would get if there were two people in the room. :o

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh, SNAP !!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by dnw »

citcat wrote:
ParrotheadKalee wrote:
ragtopW wrote::oops: :oops: I have had the Neighbors come by to check...
:o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)
WAYNE !!! :o [smilie=blush.gif] :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Post by Little Miss Magic's Mama »

chippewa wrote:Imagine how loud it would get if there were two people in the room. :o

:lol: :lol: :lol:
SPEW!! Now I gotta wipe down the monitor! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by 12vmanRick »

must be an apartment full of blue hairs
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Post by flyboy55 »

I'm wondering who was making all the noise - him, her or both of them?
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