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I HATE MY FREAKING CELL PHONE!!!!!

Lulu - I know you called at least 3 times. What can I say MY CELL PHONE IS A POS!!!! I wish I could put my old message on it. I hope you could at least hear me and the frustration level I was having.

LG CELL PHONES ARE GAWD AWFUL!!! I hate my cell. Last time anything "electrical/putery/gizmoy gave me this much trouble it was a modem that Uncle was trying to help me get to "talk" to my hamster driven puter.

It ended up in the parking lot of my apt complex being beaten with a hammer. I'm this close to doing it with my cell phone.


OK I'm done - I feel better; well not but at least I've got that off my chest.

Carry on - thanks for letting me rant? Anyone else having issues they need to rant about today??

ph4ever wrote: Anyone else having issues they need to rant about today??

Swiss cheese smells like dirty feet. That makes me sad.

ok so cancel the ham and swiss for Frankie's lunch

rednekkPH wrote:

ph4ever wrote: Anyone else having issues they need to rant about today??

Swiss cheese smells like dirty feet. That makes me sad.

your lack of love for frommage du Suisse makes the Baby Jesus cry

ph4ever wrote:ok so cancel the ham and swiss for Frankie's lunch

I have turkey and swiss for lunch today and I'm STILL looking forward to it despite rednekk's best efforts!

ph4ever wrote:.....to help me get to "talk" to my hamster driven puter.

It ended up in the parking lot of my apt complex being beaten with a hammer.

I'm not a big fan of rodents either but I don't think I could beat one with a hammer in a parking lot. Especially one that put in time driving my puter.

blackjack wrote:

ph4ever wrote:ok so cancel the ham and swiss for Frankie's lunch

I have turkey and swiss for lunch today and I'm STILL looking forward to it despite rednekk's best efforts!

i like swiss cheese, but the odor slightly resembles licking toes.

mine happen to be available this afternoon.

buffettbride wrote:

blackjack wrote:

ph4ever wrote:ok so cancel the ham and swiss for Frankie's lunch

I have turkey and swiss for lunch today and I'm STILL looking forward to it despite rednekk's best efforts!

i like swiss cheese, but the odor slightly resembles licking toes.

mine happen to be available this afternoon.

Your swiss cheese or your toes?

blackjack wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

blackjack wrote:

ph4ever wrote:ok so cancel the ham and swiss for Frankie's lunch

I have turkey and swiss for lunch today and I'm STILL looking forward to it despite rednekk's best efforts!

i like swiss cheese, but the odor slightly resembles licking toes.

mine happen to be available this afternoon.

Your swiss cheese or your toes?

toes, wrapped in swiss cheese; tied up with tender bacon strips

RinglingRingling wrote:

blackjack wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

blackjack wrote:

ph4ever wrote:ok so cancel the ham and swiss for Frankie's lunch

I have turkey and swiss for lunch today and I'm STILL looking forward to it despite rednekk's best efforts!

i like swiss cheese, but the odor slightly resembles licking toes.

mine happen to be available this afternoon.

Your swiss cheese or your toes?

toes, wrapped in swiss cheese; tied up with tender bacon strips

mmmm. everything is better with bacon.

I like the real cheese slices that are not individually wrapped, as opposed to those "cheese-product" slices that are each wrapped in plastic. Those taste better when you leave the plastic on.

I love cheese especially swiss, provolone and parmigiana.

I do hate American cheese, not because I hate america but because I don't believe that it is really cheese. Awful stuff.

Boy, it didn't take long for this one to go off topic

springparrot wrote:Boy, it didn't take long for this one to go off topic

I blame Kenny Cheeseney and his insidious plans.. In the words of Randy Newman: They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

I hate my phone too!! It's a 1st generation Chocolate AND an LG!!!!

AND

I LOVE Swiss Cheese.

Oh, Kenny Chesney is bald. (not that there is anything wrong with that, He just hasn't accepted the bald as beautiful - and there IS something WRONG with THAT!)


Phew!!! I feel better now!!!!

I happen to like KC - he can help destroy my cell anytime!!!!



Molly - some things are just ment to go off topic from the get go

ph4ever wrote:I happen to like KC - he can help destroy my cell anytime!!!!



Molly - some things are just ment to go off topic from the get go

small hands, smells like cabbage...

ph4ever wrote:I happen to like KC - he can help destroy my cell anytime!!!!



Molly - some things are just ment to go off topic from the get go

I like him too

and yes, they are, but after one post????
That might be a record

ph4ever wrote:OK I'm done - I feel better; well not but at least I've got that off my chest.

The hamster or the phone?