don't ask if You don't want to know

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » August 23, 2008 10:35 pm

One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after
eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking
up to the heavens he says, "Excuse me GOD, can I ask you a few
questions?"

GOD replied, "Go on Adam but be quick I have a world to
create."

So Adam says," When you created Eve, why did You make her body
so curvy and tender unlike mine?"

"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."

"Oh, well then, why did You give her long, shiny, beautiful
hair, and not me?"

"I did that Adam so that you could love her."

"Oh, well then, why did You make her so stupid? Certainly not
so that I could love her?"

"Well Adam, no. I did that so that she could love you"

GumboPirate · Post by **GumboPirate** » August 23, 2008 10:51 pm

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » August 24, 2008 4:34 pm

Stevie Wonder could see THAT one coming.

(But it's still MY-T-DARN funny).

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » August 26, 2008 1:33 am

I don't get it.....

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » August 26, 2008 6:30 am

CaptainP wrote:I don't get it.....

you don't need to now..

pinacolada lover · Post by **pinacolada lover** » August 26, 2008 11:39 pm