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ragtopW
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Dead Frog

Post by ragtopW »

A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and say that he had found a frog.

The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?"

The student replied, "It's dead."

The teacher asked, "How do you know for sure?"

The boy said, "I p*** in its ear."

Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, Psst and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."
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Post by creeky »

that is cute!!!
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Post by CaptainP »

Maybe it was just sleeping?


:P :P
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Post by rich_big »

maybe he was deaf.
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Post by C-Dawg »

cute :D
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Post by GumboPirate »

:lol:
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Post by pinacolada lover »

:lol:
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