There goes that Mother of the Year Award...

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » August 27, 2008 10:27 am

EDINBURG, Texas (AP) -- A nearly half-ton Texas woman charged in the death of her toddler nephew couldn't have beaten the boy to death because of her limited movement from weight problems, her attorney said Tuesday.

Mayra Rosales, who weighs nearly 1,000 pounds, was indicted last week on capital murder charges in the death of Eliseo Gonzalez Jr. Prosecutors said the 2-year-old boy died after being struck at least twice in the head while in the care of Rosales, who is bedridden.

Rest of story here:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/27/obe ... index.html

She might as well have left him at home to be taken care of by the water heater. At least the water heater wouldn't have rolled over the poor kid.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » August 27, 2008 10:32 am

hooray! that means i'm still in the running!

AlbatrossFlyer · Post by **AlbatrossFlyer** » August 27, 2008 10:34 am

buffettbride wrote:hooray! that means i'm still in the running!

until you get your daughter that cell phone

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » August 27, 2008 10:34 am

Valdez said Rosales suffers from a thyroid problem that has caused her to put on hundreds of pounds over the past three to four years and has been bedridden for more than a year.

The stress of the arrest and charges has exacerbated the poor health of Mayra Rosales, who also suffers from a "life-threatening" ailment he would not disclose, Valdez said

HOW BOUT GET ON SYNTHEROID, EXERCISE AND NOT EAT A FREAKING TON OF POPEYES CHICKEN HEIFER

I bet they can squeeze her ass into a cell on death row.

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » August 27, 2008 10:35 am

buffettbride wrote:hooray! that means i'm still in the running!

YOU are a MOST EXCELLENT mom!!!! Other moms should mom like you mom!!!

Frank4 · Post by **Frank4** » August 27, 2008 10:54 am

Unreal...her fat ass is probablly too big for the chair in Texas....

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » August 27, 2008 10:55 am

ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:hooray! that means i'm still in the running!
YOU are a MOST EXCELLENT mom!!!! Other moms should mom like you mom!!!

pbans · Post by **pbans** » August 27, 2008 10:58 am

A state district judge put Mayra Rosales, 27, under house arrest Monday because the county jail lacks a large enough cell or necessary medical resources. She is required to wear a global-positioning tracker until her trial.

Seriously......how hard would she be to find????

Sad case.....no matter how the death occurred.....

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » August 27, 2008 11:00 am

pbans wrote: She is required to wear a global-positioning tracker until her trial.

Lo-Jack

AlbatrossFlyer · Post by **AlbatrossFlyer** » August 27, 2008 11:02 am

rednekkPH wrote:
pbans wrote: She is required to wear a global-positioning tracker until her trial.
Lo-Jack

fat-jack

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » August 27, 2008 11:04 am

pbans wrote:A state district judge put Mayra Rosales, 27, under house arrest Monday because the county jail lacks a large enough cell or necessary medical resources. She is required to wear a global-positioning tracker until her trial.

Seriously......how hard would she be to find????

Sad case.....no matter how the death occurred.....

Really, is she suddenly going to go all Bedknobs and Broomsticks on them?

And you're right Paige, it is very sad...that poor child.

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » August 27, 2008 11:05 am

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
pbans wrote: She is required to wear a global-positioning tracker until her trial.
Lo-Jack
fat-jack

Okay, now I'm askeered....I almost posted that...

Frank4 · Post by **Frank4** » August 27, 2008 11:11 am

pbans wrote:A state district judge put Mayra Rosales, 27, under house arrest Monday because the county jail lacks a large enough cell or necessary medical resources. She is required to wear a global-positioning tracker until her trial.

Seriously......how hard would she be to find????

Sad case.....no matter how the death occurred.....

Very sad case....

popcornjack · Post by **popcornjack** » August 27, 2008 11:36 am

Mayra Rosales, who also suffers from a "life-threatening" ailment he would not disclose

ummmmm, I'm pretty sure weighing a thousand pounds is a "life threatening" ailment all to it's own.

And am I the only one who wanted a picture of this woman? I mean, I got friends in the sideshow. They're always looking for a good freak act.

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » August 27, 2008 11:38 am

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
pbans wrote: She is required to wear a global-positioning tracker until her trial.
Lo-Jack
fat-jack

Lasso-jack

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » August 27, 2008 12:34 pm

Lightning Bolt wrote:
AlbatrossFlyer wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
pbans wrote: She is required to wear a global-positioning tracker until her trial.
Lo-Jack
fat-jack
Lasso-jack

I think we can all agree that Lo-Fat is not an option...

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » August 27, 2008 12:38 pm

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
Lightning Bolt wrote:
AlbatrossFlyer wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
pbans wrote: She is required to wear a global-positioning tracker until her trial.
Lo-Jack
fat-jack
Lasso-jack
I think we can all agree that Lo-Fat is not an option...

How about Lo Mein?

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » August 27, 2008 12:38 pm

this one time.. at Band Camp, there was this kid...

(yes, this is a hi-jack..)

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » August 27, 2008 2:09 pm

popcornjack wrote:Mayra Rosales, who also suffers from a "life-threatening" ailment he would not disclose

ummmmm, I'm pretty sure weighing a thousand pounds is a "life threatening" ailment all to it's own.

And am I the only one who wanted a picture of this woman? I mean, I got friends in the sideshow. They're always looking for a good freak act.

popcorn jack...

citcat · Post by **citcat** » August 27, 2008 2:40 pm

You don't know Jack.