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I'm not trying to be "political", this is just funny, no matter your party affiliation!

Mark your Calenders!!!!

2008 Democratic National Convention August 28, 2008 -

Schedule of events:
7:00 pm - Opening flag BURNING.
7:15 pm - Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.
7:20 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 pm -Non-religious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45 pm - Ceremonial tree hugging
7:55 pm -Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00 pm - How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
8:15 pm - Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frankpresiding < BR >
8:35 - pm How Can We Fool Them Today? Hillary Clinton.
8:45 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:00 pm - Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
9:25 pm - Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon.
10:00 pm - Answering Machine Bitequette - Alec Baldwin.
11:00 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 pm - Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand.
11:15 pm - Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn.
11:30 pm - Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:50 pm - How George Bush Brought Down The World Trade Towers - Howard Dean.
12:15 am - Truth in Broadcasting Award - presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore.
12:25 am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:30 am - How to Make Up Whopers and Not Get Caught - Hillary Clinton.
12:45 am -Satellite address by Mahmond Ahmadineijad.
1:00 am - Nomination of Barack Obama by Nancy Pelosi.
1:15 am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:25 am - Coronation of Barack Obama.
1:45 am - Ted Kennedy proposes a Toast
2:00 am - Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.

Do you have any idea just how hard it is to get a whole mouthfull
of Lynchburg Lemonade off the computer screen????

ragtopW wrote:


Do you have any idea just how hard it is to get a whole mouthfull
of Lynchburg Lemonade off the computer screen????

Or Killians Irish Red?

Sorry guys

that was funny? seemed pretty sicko to me

It would only have been funny if there had been a similar set of items posted about the *Republican* convention schedule, such as:

2:00 PM - Opening Ceremony and Burning of the Constitution
3:00 PM - Solutions to the Housing Crisis, by Sen. John McCain
4:00 PM - Non-religious prayer service led by Jimmy Swaggart & Rev. Haggerty
5:15 PM - Decriminalizing Social Men's Room Behavior, by Sen. Larry Craig
5:30 PM - The Effectiveness of Abstinence Education, by Gov. Sarah Palin

Yeah...that's hilarious. Hope you think it's just as funny as the Demo stuff.

TropicalTroubador wrote:It would only have been funny if there had been a similar set of items posted about the *Republican* convention schedule, such as:

2:00 PM - Opening Ceremony and Burning of the Constitution
3:00 PM - Solutions to the Housing Crisis, by Sen. John McCain
4:00 PM - Non-religious prayer service led by Jimmy Swaggart & Rev. Haggerty
5:15 PM - Decriminalizing Social Men's Room Behavior, by Sen. Larry Craig
5:30 PM - The Effectiveness of Abstinence Education, by Gov. Sarah Palin

Yeah...that's hilarious. Hope you think it's just as funny as the Demo stuff.

No...not so much. Except that one. See, the Democrat one was well thought out.....and pretty funny. The author was proactive. Yours is reactive. Keep trying, though. There's still hope.