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My internist referred me to a female urologist.

I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous.

She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

I asked her why and she said,

"Because I'm trying to examine you..."

two thoughts:

you never want a pretty female doctor examining you, because from that point on.. you are always going to have to look at the floor or off to the side when you see her in the grocery store.

do male gynocologists ever use the line, "I hate bringing my work home with me" when their wife greets them at the door wearing saran wrap and a smile?