July 8, 1947

green1 · Post by **green1** » September 9, 2008 9:39 am

July 8, 1947

Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, almost exactly 60
Years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO)
with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just
outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well-known incident that many
say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal
Agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March
1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were
born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?

2ParrotMedics · Post by **2ParrotMedics** » September 9, 2008 5:08 pm

TropicalTroubador · Post by **TropicalTroubador** » September 9, 2008 7:53 pm

The following info is all from Wikipedia.

Feinstein: born June 22, 1933
Boxer: born November 11, 1940
Gore: born March 31, 1948 (Okay, there's one.)
Hilary Clinton: born October 26, 1947
Bill Clinton: born August 19, 1946
Kerry: born December 11, 1943
Dean: born November 17, 1948
Pelosi: born March 26, 1940 (Right month, wrong year. No cigar.)
Schumer: born November 23, 1950

This is skanky, "report slanderous lies as truth" reporting/rumormongering. The Reich-wing talk shows are full of it - take one factoid out of context, weave a tall tale around it, and tell it as outrageous fact. As all of these were told about prominent Democrats, I'll give y'all one guess as to which party the lying *@#$% of a perp (the original one, though shame on whoever didn't check their facts before passing it along) belongs to.

Unless one wishes to posit that the alien DNA caused some of these people to be born years later, or in some cases years *earlier*, I think we can dismiss this one as total horse hockey.

Besides...them sheep ain't nuthin' but a bunch o' liars.

Yes, this sort of thing annoys me. Why do you ask?

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » September 9, 2008 9:18 pm

Bill Clinton and Tipper Gore were born on the same day.

You don't suppose......................................................................................, nah-never mind.

green1 · Post by **green1** » September 10, 2008 9:31 am

TropicalTroubador wrote:The following info is all from Wikipedia.

Feinstein: born June 22, 1933
Boxer: born November 11, 1940
Gore: born March 31, 1948 (Okay, there's one.)
Hilary Clinton: born October 26, 1947
Bill Clinton: born August 19, 1946
Kerry: born December 11, 1943
Dean: born November 17, 1948
Pelosi: born March 26, 1940 (Right month, wrong year. No cigar.)
Schumer: born November 23, 1950

This is skanky, "report slanderous lies as truth" reporting/rumormongering. The Reich-wing talk shows are full of it - take one factoid out of context, weave a tall tale around it, and tell it as outrageous fact. As all of these were told about prominent Democrats, I'll give y'all one guess as to which party the lying *@#$% of a perp (the original one, though shame on whoever didn't check their facts before passing it along) belongs to.

Unless one wishes to posit that the alien DNA caused some of these people to be born years later, or in some cases years *earlier*, I think we can dismiss this one as total horse hockey.

Besides...them sheep ain't nuthin' but a bunch o' liars.

Yes, this sort of thing annoys me. Why do you ask?

It was a joke. That is why it was in the jokes section.

z-man · Post by **z-man** » September 10, 2008 8:18 pm

green1 wrote: It was a joke. That is why it was in the jokes section.

jokes are supposed to be funny.

that wasn't even close!

green1 · Post by **green1** » September 11, 2008 9:29 am

z-man wrote:
green1 wrote: It was a joke. That is why it was in the jokes section.
jokes are supposed to be funny.

that wasn't even close!

To quote your sig line. "Laugh More, Gripe less"

FunkHouse9 · Post by **FunkHouse9** » September 11, 2008 9:44 am

Oh, it's meant to be funny. I got a chuckle out of it even though I'm a Democrat. Now let me go dig out my republican joke book and see what I can post in slanderous retaliation.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » September 11, 2008 9:47 am

green1 wrote:
z-man wrote:
green1 wrote: It was a joke. That is why it was in the jokes section.
jokes are supposed to be funny.

that wasn't even close!
To quote your sig line. "Laugh More, Gripe less"

well, the mental gymnastics being used to justify posting that as a "joke" are laughable...

green1 · Post by **green1** » September 11, 2008 9:53 am

RinglingRingling wrote:
green1 wrote:
z-man wrote:
green1 wrote: It was a joke. That is why it was in the jokes section.
jokes are supposed to be funny.

that wasn't even close!
To quote your sig line. "Laugh More, Gripe less"
well, the mental gymnastics being used to justify posting that as a "joke" are laughable...

Then don't strain yourself. I wouldn't want you to pull something.

green1 · Post by **green1** » September 11, 2008 9:55 am

FunkHouse9 wrote:Oh, it's meant to be funny. I got a chuckle out of it even though I'm a Democrat. Now let me go dig out my republican joke book and see what I can post in slanderous retaliation.

By all means do. I laugh at both sides.

TropicalTroubador · Post by **TropicalTroubador** » September 11, 2008 1:53 pm

green1 wrote:
TropicalTroubador wrote:The following info is all from Wikipedia.

Feinstein: born June 22, 1933
Boxer: born November 11, 1940
Gore: born March 31, 1948 (Okay, there's one.)
Hilary Clinton: born October 26, 1947
Bill Clinton: born August 19, 1946
Kerry: born December 11, 1943
Dean: born November 17, 1948
Pelosi: born March 26, 1940 (Right month, wrong year. No cigar.)
Schumer: born November 23, 1950

This is skanky, "report slanderous lies as truth" reporting/rumormongering. The Reich-wing talk shows are full of it - take one factoid out of context, weave a tall tale around it, and tell it as outrageous fact. As all of these were told about prominent Democrats, I'll give y'all one guess as to which party the lying *@#$% of a perp (the original one, though shame on whoever didn't check their facts before passing it along) belongs to.

Unless one wishes to posit that the alien DNA caused some of these people to be born years later, or in some cases years *earlier*, I think we can dismiss this one as total horse hockey.

Besides...them sheep ain't nuthin' but a bunch o' liars.

Yes, this sort of thing annoys me. Why do you ask?
It was a joke. That is why it was in the jokes section.

Hey...did y'all know that green1 was the illegitimate mutant child of a football team of Roswell aliens and a slutty sheep?

He's still out there trying to figure out which one is his fa-a-a-a-ather.

(*cue hysterical laughter*)

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » September 11, 2008 1:55 pm

green1 wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
green1 wrote:
z-man wrote:
green1 wrote: It was a joke. That is why it was in the jokes section.
jokes are supposed to be funny.

that wasn't even close!
To quote your sig line. "Laugh More, Gripe less"
well, the mental gymnastics being used to justify posting that as a "joke" are laughable...
Then don't strain yourself. I wouldn't want you to pull something.

sad comeback. I saw it for the pathetic attempt at slander it was initially, even before you got called on it.

just bag it and own up to a) it wasn't funny, and b) it demonstrates a bit about your character that you would think it was worth "sharing".