Mindbender #318

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » September 9, 2008 8:44 pm

PHarmGirl wrote:Tell the manager to call for a clean-up in the laxative aisle ...

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » September 9, 2008 9:48 pm

take along a cranky, overtired child

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » September 9, 2008 10:10 pm

Yelled "SHUT THE HELL UP!" to some cranky, overtired child.

pinacolada lover · Post by **pinacolada lover** » September 10, 2008 2:02 am

forget their checkbook

Dally · Post by **Dally** » September 10, 2008 2:15 am

use a handicap spot even though they're not handicap?

leave a buggy in the middle of the lot?

take up more than one parking spot?

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » September 10, 2008 6:47 am

sing along with the muzak

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » September 10, 2008 11:36 am

chippewa wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:17% of people say they will do this when they go shopping...
eat grapes or other small items w/out paying for them

Back in my supermarket days, there was a customer who used to shop with his son every Sunday morning. They'd walk around the store eating a box of cookies as they shopped. When they got to the register, they had the empty box with them and paid for it separate from the rest of the order. The guy's wife was a health food fanatic and that was the only time they got to have cookies.

pair8head · Post by **pair8head** » September 10, 2008 11:43 am

Try to get in and out in less then an hour.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » September 10, 2008 12:03 pm

pair8head wrote:Try to get in and out in less then an hour.

I'm 56 years old, I don't think I can last that long.

Oh, you mean in and out of the store. Never mind.

Joetown Parrothead · September 10, 2008 12:09 pm

LIPH wrote:
pair8head wrote:Try to get in and out in less then an hour.
I'm 56 years old, I don't think I can last that long.

Oh, you mean in and out of the store. Never mind.

PHarmGirl · Post by **PHarmGirl** » September 10, 2008 1:08 pm

Listen to their iPod?

PHarmGirl · Post by **PHarmGirl** » September 10, 2008 1:09 pm

Go with a friend?

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » September 10, 2008 7:19 pm

forget where they parked the car

wear sneakers

don't wear makeup

nutmeg · Post by **nutmeg** » September 10, 2008 7:25 pm

talk on cell phone the whole time

buy pet food

leave store and realize they bought no food...just stuff

take spouse with them

Post by **SMLCHNG** » September 10, 2008 7:55 pm

Dally wrote: take up more than one parking spot?

nutmeg · Post by **nutmeg** » September 10, 2008 8:01 pm

SMLCHNG wrote:
Dally wrote: take up more than one parking spot?

I really can't stand it when people do that

I'm always tempted to park two inches from their car door.

Post by **SMLCHNG** » September 10, 2008 8:04 pm

nutmeg wrote: I really can't stand it when people do that I'm always tempted to park two inches from their car door.

Ditto. Tempted, yes. Won't cause you know they'll bang their door on yours!

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » September 10, 2008 8:18 pm

SMLCHNG wrote:
nutmeg wrote: I really can't stand it when people do that I'm always tempted to park two inches from their car door.
Ditto. Tempted, yes. Won't cause you know they'll bang their door on yours!

Whenever I'm patrolling in the Coral Ridge or Lantern Park areas, I always make it a point to specifically LOOK for these self-centered MORONS and ticket their vehicles, then wait for them to come to me p*ssing & moaning with their sad-a$$ excuses.

They never fail to provide me with some of the best comic relief since my 400-pound cousin became stuck in the revolving door at his bank in 1996.

Post by **SMLCHNG** » September 10, 2008 8:19 pm

And I thank you for that, Garry.

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » September 10, 2008 8:25 pm

SMLCHNG wrote: And I thank you for that, Garry.

One time, about eight years ago, I noticed some young early 20-something frat-brat bas--rd parking his red Mazda Miata (no doubt bought for him by Mom & Dad) parking in a handicap space at a strip mall.

I instructed him to move his vehicle or it would be cited ($100.00 fine back then).
He got a little lippy with me and said he didn't see any handicapped people fighting to get into that space.

Then I laid it out for him-
I told him to move his car or he WOULD be handicapped.

Of course, he went crying to my boss.
(Make that my FORMER boss-he left the department in 2003 and now sells used cars).

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