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Clean Dirty Jokes
Posted: September 21, 2008 11:49 am
by blackjack
What's the dirtiest joke you can tell without using any banned words?
Mine would be an oldie, but goodie:
What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a women's track team?
One is a bunch of cunning runts...
What's your joke?
Posted: September 21, 2008 4:18 pm
by blackjack
nothing? I have more if no one else does.
Posted: September 21, 2008 4:28 pm
by popcornjack
I'm drawing a blank. I'm sure I've got somewhere locked in my brain.
Posted: September 21, 2008 7:59 pm
by blackjack
OK, here's another one...
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy?
The fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.
Posted: September 21, 2008 9:09 pm
by Bob Roberts
Why do they not have cookouts on Brokeback Mountain?
because the hot dogs all taste like crap
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Posted: September 21, 2008 9:25 pm
by Wino you know
Posted: September 22, 2008 12:11 am
by chrisintampa
What starts with F and ends in uck?
Firetruck
Posted: September 22, 2008 3:27 pm
by parrothead3282
What do a gynocologist and pizza delivery guy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't eat it!
Posted: September 22, 2008 3:31 pm
by blackjack
What does an old lady's underwear smell like?
Depends.
Posted: September 22, 2008 3:57 pm
by rich_big
wanna hear a dirty one liner?
a white horse fell in the mud.
Posted: September 22, 2008 6:32 pm
by Bob Roberts
How do you circumcise a guy from Alabama?
Kick his sister in the chin!
Posted: September 22, 2008 7:15 pm
by sonofabeach
What do you call a blonde chick doing a handstand?
A brunette with bad breath
Posted: September 23, 2008 8:15 am
by bravedave
What does a man do standing up...
...a woman do sitting down...
...and a dog do on three legs?
Shake hands