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HULA GIRL^ wrote:

TommyBahama wrote:

HULA GIRL^ wrote:

TommyBahama wrote:How does one become a HOG????

You're well on your way Tommy!!

Thanks ((((KRISSY)))

You can be my H.O.G. anytime!! (you are older than me )

That i am!!! and Thanks!!!

drunkpirate66 wrote:Have you found a pair of glasses that stay on for then 5 seconds at a time, Larry? Or is that still your trademark move to get the ladies to bend over: "Would, you please, Madam, help me find the little screw to my frame . . . "



Insert joke here:

I had to order replacement frames, they stay on now. It was the spring in the earpiece, not the screw, that was missing.

drunkpirate66 wrote:Have you found a pair of glasses that stay on for then 5 seconds at a time, Larry? Or is that still your trademark move to get the ladies to bend over: "Would, you please, Madam, help me find the little screw to my frame . . . "



Insert joke here:

Larry has score more times in one season then Tom Brady has his whole career


Even today Larry is a better qb then Brady

LIPH wrote:

drunkpirate66 wrote:Have you found a pair of glasses that stay on for then 5 seconds at a time, Larry? Or is that still your trademark move to get the ladies to bend over: "Would, you please, Madam, help me find the little screw to my frame . . . "



Insert joke here:

I had to order replacement frames, they stay on now. It was the spring in the earpiece, not the screw, that was missing.

Oh . . . my mistake.

Springs are very flexible.

Do Larry's tears cure cancer too? Too bad Larry don't cry!

Or is that just for Chick Norris.

Wino you know wrote:

PIA wrote:

Wino you know wrote:

Capt.Flock wrote:

Wino you know wrote:

TommyBahama wrote:How does one become a HOG????

You don't qualify.

You have to be
H.
O.
G.

You have to be all three to be THE H.O.G.-you're only two out of those three.

i am just 1

I don't know-I've heard more than a few H.Y.B.s say what a H.M.S. you are.

i know i am one

You're one in a million.

thanks uncle gar!

PIA wrote:thanks uncle gar!

Ab-sah-LUTE-lee.

drunkpirate66 wrote:Have you found a pair of glasses that stay on for then 5 seconds at a time, Larry? Or is that still your trademark move to get the ladies to bend over: "Would, you please, Madam, help me find the little screw to my frame . . . "



Insert joke here:

I forgot all about that!

Some more

1. Larry invented the spork

2. Larry is the cause for Global Warming

3.The H.O.G knows the numerical value to Pi.

4. H.O.G taught your gf the thing you like

5. H.O.G. sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled legal skills. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, H.O.G. sued the devil which he won his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month

6.The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep H.O.G out. It failed miserably.

7.A duckett’s quack does not echo. H.O.G. is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

8.Landshark is actually is larry's p***.Buffett realize the demand for Larry was so high he decided to market it making them both millions.

9.HOG was a personal trainer for Charlston

10.The answer for everything used to Larry.However since he is so quiet and shy he made it boobies

Larry has two speeds: Walk and Hogness.

HOG is the reason Lance Bass is gay. not that there is anything wrong with that

Capt.Flock wrote:Some more

1. Larry invented the spork

2. Larry is the cause for Global Warming

3.The H.O.G knows the numerical value to Pi.

4. H.O.G taught your gf the thing you like

5. H.O.G. sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled legal skills. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, H.O.G. sued the devil which he won his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month

6.The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep H.O.G out. It failed miserably.

7.A duckett’s quack does not echo. H.O.G. is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

8.Landshark is actually is larry's p***.Buffett realize the demand for Larry was so high he decided to market it making them both millions.

9.HOG was a personal trainer for Charlston

10.The answer for everything used to Larry.However since he is so quiet and shy he made it boobies

And he said boobies were good.

Capt.Flock wrote:Some more

1. Larry invented the spork

2. Larry is the cause for Global Warming

3.The H.O.G knows the numerical value to Pi.

4. H.O.G taught your gf the thing you like

5. H.O.G. sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled legal skills. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, H.O.G. sued the devil which he won his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month

6.The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep H.O.G out. It failed miserably.

7.A duckett’s quack does not echo. H.O.G. is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

8.Landshark is actually is larry's p***.Buffett realize the demand for Larry was so high he decided to market it making them both millions.

9.HOG was a personal trainer for Charlston

10.The answer for everything used to Larry.However since he is so quiet and shy he made it boobies

Honey you really have WAAAY too much time on your hands!

Though I think Jack can now add to his line of man crush T-Shirts
"I'm a H.O.Gmo" or something like that to go along with the Tony Romo Homo line.

Flock has more man love for Larry then I do for Jason Varitek. And thats alot of man love!

drunkpirate66 wrote:Flock has more man love for Larry then I do for Jason Varitek. And thats alot of man love!

Larry deserves to be in the hall of fame more the Varitek does

PIA wrote:HOG

i dont need to say anything else...

The thread could have been locked after this comment back on p. 2. I don't really care what anyone else says.

Ask for it to be locked then.
Hard to tell whether you are being mocked or praised.

tikitatas wrote:Ask for it to be locked then.
Hard to tell whether you are being mocked or praised.

praised of course

Wino you know wrote:

LIPH wrote:HOG is starting to feel like a piece of meat

PRIME RIB!!!

and I'm Hamburger Helper.

*All the BN women want to be the Heinz 57 on the H.O.G. Prime Rib.

*For everybody except Larry, it is physically impossible to lick your own elbow.

I've got a few for Larry:

-He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
-Did I ever tell you about the time Larry and I went hunting? Well anyway, Larry decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleegle.
-Larry's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.
-He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.
-The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Larry, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men.
-I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansberry.
-He has a toenail on the end of his penis.
-Larry got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms.
-He hates Mexicans. And he is half-Mexican... And he hates irony!
-He sleeps eight hours a night. Well, he is pretty normal when it comes to that.
-He did 3 tours in ‘Nam…… I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it’s Ho Tran HOG!
-He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards!
-Did I ever tell you about the time Larry was in a production of, ‘The King & I?’ On opening night, Larry chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.