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alphabits wrote:

SMLCHNG wrote:

mommar wrote:I feel bad for Pieces 2 monkeys in one house.......I don't know who's got it worse, her or Kimmy

Yes.

The two luckiest women in the world!

Apparently that's debatable............If lucky means your husband spends his weekend playing dress-up, and taking pictures of his monkey, or playing stick ball and wanting a bigger deck, I guess I'd rather be un lucky

I really do enjoy the adventures of Bonzo and Bits

Who's bankrolling THIS guy?? He mentioned the name "Bonzo" to the dealer . . .

tikitatas wrote:

Who's bankrolling THIS guy?? He mentioned the name "Bonzo" to the dealer . . .

Aw crap, he must've snuck out after I fell asleep last night and headed for Atlantic City. And my ATM card is missing .....

That can't be Bonzo..........he's a strict s word something or other, he relaxes on Sundays.

mommar wrote:That can't be Bonzo..........he's a strict s word something or other, he relaxes on Sundays.

It would seem there are some loopholes in the "Code" of Simiantology. Looks like the rules are more like guidelines, really.
And their Ten Commandments are apparently jokingly referred to as the Ten Suggestions.

Conolulu wrote:This has absolutely nothing to do with this but it made me snort...









yeah....I'm easily amused.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is hysterical!!!!!

flipflopgirl wrote:

Conolulu wrote:This has absolutely nothing to do with this but it made me snort...









yeah....I'm easily amused.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is hysterical!!!!!

The Ten Commandments of Simiantology:

#1 Thou shalt not have any other apes before me
#2 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images of chimpanzees
#3 Thou shalt not take the name of Bonzo thy Ape in vain
#4 Remember the Primate day to keep it holy
#5 Honour thy papa monkey and mama monkey
#6 Thou shalt not poop in Bits' house
#7 Thou shalt not commit adultery on Bits' sofa
#8 Thou shalt not steal Bits' liquour
#9 Thou shalt not bear false witness against Bits and let us know what other animals he has in his home he's not telling us about
#10 Thou shalt not covet Michael Jacksons house, thou shalt not covet Michael Jacksons wife/monkey, nor his manservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that has to do with Michael Jackson

alphabits wrote:

tikitatas wrote:

Who's bankrolling THIS guy?? He mentioned the name "Bonzo" to the dealer . . .

Aw crap, he must've snuck out after I fell asleep last night and headed for Atlantic City. And my ATM card is missing .....

Gulfbreeze wrote:The Ten Commandments of Simiantology:

#1 Thou shalt not have any other apes before me
#2 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images of chimpanzees
#3 Thou shalt not take the name of Bonzo thy Ape in vain
#4 Remember the Primate day to keep it holy
#5 Honour thy papa monkey and mama monkey
#6 Thou shalt not poop in Bits' house
#7 Thou shalt not commit adultery on Bits' sofa
#8 Thou shalt not steal Bits' liquour
#9 Thou shalt not bear false witness against Bits and let us know what other animals he has in his home he's not telling us about
#10 Thou shalt not covet Michael Jacksons house, thou shalt not covet Michael Jacksons wife/monkey, nor his manservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that has to do with Michael Jackson

Gulfbreeze wrote:The Ten Commandments of Simiantology:

#1 Thou shalt not have any other apes before me
#2 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images of chimpanzees
#3 Thou shalt not take the name of Bonzo thy Ape in vain
#4 Remember the Primate day to keep it holy
#5 Honour thy papa monkey and mama monkey
#6 Thou shalt not poop in Bits' house
#7 Thou shalt not commit adultery on Bits' sofa
#8 Thou shalt not steal Bits' liquour
#9 Thou shalt not bear false witness against Bits and let us know what other animals he has in his home he's not telling us about
#10 Thou shalt not covet Michael Jacksons house, thou shalt not covet Michael Jacksons wife/monkey, nor his manservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that has to do with Michael Jackson

lmao

Isn't it Bedtime for Bonzo

docandjeanie wrote: Isn't it Bedtime for Bonzo

He'd BETTER get his rest... He's got some campaigning to do tomorrow!!