You won't have sex with me so I'll pee on your dog!!

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You won't have sex with me so I'll pee on your dog!!

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MANITOWOC, Wis. (AP) - A 36-year-old man took revenge on his roommate after she refused to have sex with him by allegedly urinating on her dog, police said. Police said the man was arrested early Thursday morning on tentative charges of criminal damage to property and disorderly conduct related to domestic violence


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The Dog had it coming . . .

I kid, I kid . . . . Can you imagine any argument ending in the threat . . .
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One wonders what the dog ever did to him...

Waitasec...maybe I *don't* wanna know :)

Yeah...that's...rude.
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this happened again?? :o
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Now..hubby got really (REALLY ) drunk once and threw up on my dog but peeing on my pup will get your A$$ beat in my house!
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I know Australians have funny sayings that make no sense to me. “Bob’s your uncle” and so on. I could imagine “I’ll wet on your pooch” or something as one of those sayings. But to actually do that is not nice to the dog.
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Post by Frank4 »

[quote="TropicalTroubador"]One wonders what the dog ever did to him...

Waitasec...maybe I *don't* wanna know :)

Yeah...that's...rude.[/quo

I was thinking the same thing....what did the dog do to him
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Wisconsin is a blue state. :lol:
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jimolliemom wrote:Now..hubby got really (REALLY ) drunk once and threw up on my dog but peeing on my pup will get your A$$ beat in my house!
:lol: :lol: :lol: Oh man, you have some interesting James stories !!!! Somebody in my family threw up in the wastebasket in the bathroom once. And it was RIGHT NEXT TO THE FRIGGIN' TOILET !!!!!!!!!! no it wasn't me. I don't throw up, I start carpet fires via the air conditioner and my pants fall down. 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops:
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I wonder if it was a golden retriever? :lol:
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