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chippewa · Post by **chippewa** » October 29, 2008 1:47 pm

First, welcome to BN! You're the only newbie that hasn't posted today, don't be so shy!

I have a couple of questions to help you break the ice --

What's your favorite Jimmy song? Did a friend refer you to BN or did you find us by surfing the net? Are you lucky enough to see some of Jimmy's live shows? If not, remember the concerts are live and free at RadioMargaritaville.com.

Enjoy your time here at BN!

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » October 29, 2008 1:49 pm

Can you see Russia from your house?

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 29, 2008 2:11 pm

Bits' Conspiracy Theory of the Day:

Upon hearing that Jimmy Buffett was performing at an Obama rally, someone on Senator McCain's campaign staff Googled "Jimmy Buffett". Seeing that BuffettNews was a huge fan site, they had dozens of campaign workers sign on as new users and post anti-Obama messages. The workers got tempted into browsing around and got lost in archived issues of BN Critters and polls for Halloween avatars. Thus distracted, they neglected all their previous duties with the McCain campaign, causing mass confusion at campaign headquarters and thereby ensuring the election of Senator Obama.

chippewa · Post by **chippewa** » October 29, 2008 2:14 pm

alphabits wrote:Bits' Conspiracy Theory of the Day:

Upon hearing that Jimmy Buffett was performing at an Obama rally, someone on Senator McCain's campaign staff Googled "Jimmy Buffett". Seeing that BuffettNews was a huge fan site, they had dozens of campaign workers sign on as new users and post anti-Obama messages. The workers got tempted into browsing around and got lost in archived issues of BN Critters and polls for Halloween avatars. Thus distracted, they neglected all their previous duties with the McCain campaign, causing mass confusion at campaign headquarters and thereby ensuring the election of Senator Obama.

I love me a good conspiracy theory.
"I came for the political banter, I stayed for the boobies."

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » October 29, 2008 2:14 pm

alphabits wrote:Bits' Conspiracy Theory of the Day:

Upon hearing that Jimmy Buffett was performing at an Obama rally, someone on Senator McCain's campaign staff Googled "Jimmy Buffett". Seeing that BuffettNews was a huge fan site, they had dozens of campaign workers sign on as new users and post anti-Obama messages. The workers got tempted into browsing around and got lost in archived issues of BN Critters and polls for Halloween avatars. Thus distracted, they neglected all their previous duties with the McCain campaign, causing mass confusion at campaign headquarters and thereby ensuring the election of Senator Obama.

Bits you are one wise person!!!!

Frank4 · Post by **Frank4** » October 29, 2008 2:19 pm

alphabits wrote:Bits' Conspiracy Theory of the Day:

Upon hearing that Jimmy Buffett was performing at an Obama rally, someone on Senator McCain's campaign staff Googled "Jimmy Buffett". Seeing that BuffettNews was a huge fan site, they had dozens of campaign workers sign on as new users and post anti-Obama messages. The workers got tempted into browsing around and got lost in archived issues of BN Critters and polls for Halloween avatars. Thus distracted, they neglected all their previous duties with the McCain campaign, causing mass confusion at campaign headquarters and thereby ensuring the election of Senator Obama.

I am all about a good conspiracy theory. So Jimmy could be blamed for McCain losing the election?

bravedave · Post by **bravedave** » October 29, 2008 2:19 pm

buffettbride wrote:Can you see Russia from your house?

Watch it, sister. It's that smart-alecky talk that almost caused an eruption with another newbie.

(b'sides, I thought she said, "I can see Russian [dressing] on my blouse.")

flyboy55 · Post by **flyboy55** » October 29, 2008 2:31 pm

bravedave wrote:
buffettbride wrote:Can you see Russia from your house?
Watch it, sister. It's that smart-alecky talk that almost caused an eruption with another newbie.

(b'sides, I thought she said, "I can see Russian [dressing] on my blouse.")

I see England
I see France
I see this girl's Russian boobies.

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » October 29, 2008 2:31 pm

bravedave wrote:
buffettbride wrote:Can you see Russia from your house?
Watch it, sister. It's that smart-alecky talk that almost caused an eruption with another newbie.

(b'sides, I thought she said, "I can see Russian [dressing] on my blouse.")

oooooooohhh... let me help you with your sweater... puppies

Dezdmona · Post by **Dezdmona** » October 29, 2008 4:16 pm

alphabits wrote:Bits' Conspiracy Theory of the Day:

Upon hearing that Jimmy Buffett was performing at an Obama rally, someone on Senator McCain's campaign staff Googled "Jimmy Buffett". Seeing that BuffettNews was a huge fan site, they had dozens of campaign workers sign on as new users and post anti-Obama messages. The workers got tempted into browsing around and got lost in archived issues of BN Critters and polls for Halloween avatars. Thus distracted, they neglected all their previous duties with the McCain campaign, causing mass confusion at campaign headquarters and thereby ensuring the election of Senator Obama.

Actually, If you Google Jimmy Buffett Obama Rally the BuffettNews entry is 2nd on the page!

sonofabeach · Post by **sonofabeach** » October 29, 2008 6:44 pm

what's he got against Frama Bama?