Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House. The
attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. looks up from his
menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie
this morning?"
''Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to
act like President Clinton," and then she storms away.
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche.'
A W joke!!!!
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Re: A W joke!!!!
Nice to acknowledge that this *used* to be a Clinton joke...TommyBahama wrote:Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House. The
attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. looks up from his
menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie
this morning?"
''Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to
act like President Clinton," and then she storms away.
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche.'
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