A True Story from the Jacksonville, Fl., Police Dept.
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him
to let them take him home. He says no he only lives a mile away.
About five blocks from party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask him
to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares
out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house just a block away. The police
tell the man to stay put, they will be right back and they hop a fence and run
down the street to the robbery.
The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he gets there,
he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking
for him that he has the flu a nd has been in bed all day.
A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. Joe is there and
his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the
flu and has been so all day.
The police have his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she asks why.
They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage. She opens the door.
There sitting in the garage is the police car, with all its lights still flashing.
True story: Told by the driver at his first AA meeting.
