What other planets have you been on?East Texas Parrothead wrote:This has been one of the best acceptance speeches I have ever heard in my 56 years on this planet ...
President Barack Obama
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I just read this article from The Onion. From my perspective, it's amazing just how accurate this "humor" article is.
Nation Finally (Crappy) Enough To Make Social Progress
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Bingo!FunkHouse9 wrote:I just read this article from The Onion. From my perspective, it's amazing just how accurate this "humor" article is.
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I'm done.
My wife bought me my first IPOD which my daughter will fill with The Beatles and Jimmy Buffett.
I am going out tonight to buy new speakers for my home theater.
Its time for me to escape from all this political junk.
I'll just be like the fool on the hill and watch the world spin around.
My wife bought me my first IPOD which my daughter will fill with The Beatles and Jimmy Buffett.
I am going out tonight to buy new speakers for my home theater.
Its time for me to escape from all this political junk.
I'll just be like the fool on the hill and watch the world spin around.
COME ALONG LET'S HAVE SOME FUN,
THE HARD WORK HAS BEEN DONE
WE'LL BARREL ROLL INTO THE SUN,
JUST FOR STARTERS
THE HARD WORK HAS BEEN DONE
WE'LL BARREL ROLL INTO THE SUN,
JUST FOR STARTERS
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If I vote for you twice, can I get a position in the cabinet? Preferably, the liquor cabinet.LIPH wrote:If it's any consolation, I'm hoping to be elected head dirty old man. Can I count on your vote? maybe "head" was a poor choice of wordsI'm an Altered Boy wrote:darn, I thought the election was next week
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..... and a cranium or two.Salukulady wrote:It was reported recently that plant life has been discovered there.......I'm an Altered Boy wrote:Uranus?captenuta wrote:What other planets have you been on?East Texas Parrothead wrote:This has been one of the best acceptance speeches I have ever heard in my 56 years on this planet ...
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As long as you leave the damn monkey home.alphabits wrote:If I vote for you twice, can I get a position in the cabinet? Preferably, the liquor cabinet.LIPH wrote:If it's any consolation, I'm hoping to be elected head dirty old man. Can I count on your vote? maybe "head" was a poor choice of wordsI'm an Altered Boy wrote:darn, I thought the election was next week
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Deal! Poor Bonzo .... the first casualty of a new administration.LIPH wrote:As long as you leave the damn monkey home.alphabits wrote:If I vote for you twice, can I get a position in the cabinet? Preferably, the liquor cabinet.LIPH wrote:If it's any consolation, I'm hoping to be elected head dirty old man. Can I count on your vote? maybe "head" was a poor choice of wordsI'm an Altered Boy wrote:darn, I thought the election was next week
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One more thing before I go....
ALL TOGETHER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Black and White
The ink is black
The page is white
Together we learn to read and write
The child is black
The child is white
The whole world looks upon the sight
The beautiful sight
And now a child can understand
That this is the law of all the land
All the land
The world is black
The world is white
It turns by day and then by night
The child is black
The child is white
Together they grow to see the light
To see the light
And now at last we plainly see
We'll have a dance of liberty
The world is black
The world is white
It turns by day and then by night
The child is black
The child is white
The whole world looks upon the sight
The beautiful sight
The world is black
The world is white
Tt turns by day and the by night
The child is black
The child is white
Together they grow to see the light
To see the light
ALL TOGETHER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Black and White
The ink is black
The page is white
Together we learn to read and write
The child is black
The child is white
The whole world looks upon the sight
The beautiful sight
And now a child can understand
That this is the law of all the land
All the land
The world is black
The world is white
It turns by day and then by night
The child is black
The child is white
Together they grow to see the light
To see the light
And now at last we plainly see
We'll have a dance of liberty
The world is black
The world is white
It turns by day and then by night
The child is black
The child is white
The whole world looks upon the sight
The beautiful sight
The world is black
The world is white
Tt turns by day and the by night
The child is black
The child is white
Together they grow to see the light
To see the light
COME ALONG LET'S HAVE SOME FUN,
THE HARD WORK HAS BEEN DONE
WE'LL BARREL ROLL INTO THE SUN,
JUST FOR STARTERS
THE HARD WORK HAS BEEN DONE
WE'LL BARREL ROLL INTO THE SUN,
JUST FOR STARTERS
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buffettbride wrote:Like removing all the "W"s from all the keyboards?East Texas Parrothead wrote: President Bush vowed to cooperate 100%, which is more than Clinton's people did when they had to leave D.C. ... I think that really shows class.
All that stuff turned out to be Fox News Propaganda, like they stole the dishes and other things, don't believe everything you get emailed to you.
"..he'll cook you a fish that he caught that day then belt out a song for the crowd, he'll drink half your beer, but don't worry buddy, the next ones on the house. I'm talkin' 'bout my kind of people..."
Unfortunately it wasn't, cousin worked for Cheney and verified it firsthand.BrianM wrote:buffettbride wrote:Like removing all the "W"s from all the keyboards?East Texas Parrothead wrote: President Bush vowed to cooperate 100%, which is more than Clinton's people did when they had to leave D.C. ... I think that really shows class.
All that stuff turned out to be Fox News Propaganda, like they stole the dishes and other things, don't believe everything you get emailed to you.
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I know people who worked on the hill during that time. It wasn't pretty. Juvenile.green1 wrote:Unfortunately it wasn't, cousin worked for Cheney and verified it firsthand.BrianM wrote:buffettbride wrote:Like removing all the "W"s from all the keyboards?East Texas Parrothead wrote: President Bush vowed to cooperate 100%, which is more than Clinton's people did when they had to leave D.C. ... I think that really shows class.
All that stuff turned out to be Fox News Propaganda, like they stole the dishes and other things, don't believe everything you get emailed to you.
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I'm not sure why your signature picture is using an upside down flag. It implies the country is in distress, which we are not. You are distressed, displeased, or otherwise, but our country is not in distress (and certainly not for the reasons which you are likely implying).jackiesic wrote:
http://www.usa-flag-site.org/etiquette.shtml

Actually BB it does not mean the country is in distress. It is a distress signal. A boat without communications and in dire need of help could fly the flag upside down correctly without it implying the country is in distress. I disagree with Jackie's use of the image, but if she feels personally in distress, technically she is correct in that usage. As gut turning as it is to me, given that her image is used to express distress over the legally elected President-elect of this country. As though the simple execution of the rights of the citizenry were cause for such distress.buffettbride wrote:I'm not sure why your signature picture is using an upside down flag. It implies the country is in distress, which we are not. You are distressed, displeased, or otherwise, but our country is not in distress (and certainly not for the reasons which you are likely implying).jackiesic wrote:
http://www.usa-flag-site.org/etiquette.shtml
