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Alright . . . getting away from more serious, hateful threads (I for one am still p*ssed at all these weird Wisconsin Rays fans and their bandwagon ) . . .

I dont think this has been done around here before: I am going to tell a bad joke . . . you all continue it with something remotely related . . .


So I called up this girl and she said, "Hey - come over. No one is home." So I went over. No one was home!

You're such a dork, Jon.

SMLCHNG wrote: You're such a dork, Jon.

now thats funny!!!

This wasn't in the "jokes" forum, so I can only assume this happened to you?

chippewa wrote:This wasn't in the "jokes" forum, so I can only assume this happened to you?

not since elementary school.

and this thread was meant as joke - - - glad it got a laugh or two.

I must be having a brain fart, but I have no idea what you're trying to do here Jon....care to explain?

What do you call a dog with no legs?









It doesn't matter, he's not coming to you anyway.

UAHparrothead wrote:What do you call a dog with no legs?









It doesn't matter, he's not coming to you anyway.

Woof!

There was a man who ran into a psychiatrist's office scream "I'm a tepee I'm a wigwam" "I'm a tepee I'm a wigwam" The doctor said relax you're two tents.

@ Brad!!! I had to say it out loud to get it.

SMLCHNG wrote: @ Brad!!! I had to say it out loud to get it.

It does work better orally.

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.


'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'


Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.


The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectlyformed.


Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.


She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'


(folks, your gonna luv this)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'




(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

UAHparrothead wrote:

SMLCHNG wrote: @ Brad!!! I had to say it out loud to get it.

It does work better orally.

Many things do.

TommyBahama wrote:(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Yes, damb you!

SMLCHNG wrote:

UAHparrothead wrote:

SMLCHNG wrote: @ Brad!!! I had to say it out loud to get it.

It does work better orally.

Many things do.

I was thinking it too.

TommyBahama wrote:A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.


'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'


Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.


The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectlyformed.


Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.


She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'


(folks, your gonna luv this)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'




(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

My kids loved this one; altho I had to explain the Mick Jagger/Rolling Stones reference.

Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says "Sorry, boys, we don't serve your kind here." So the pieces of string walk out again.

They're sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says "Hey! I've got an idea to get me into the bar."

So he starts twisting and turning, wriggling this way and that, pulling out a few threads here and there. His mate's looking at him and thinks he's gone completely nuts.

Then the piece of string walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "Here, you're not a bit of string, are you?"

The piece of string replies "No sir! Frayed knot!"

krusin1 wrote: The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."

Groan.

C-Dawg wrote:I must be having a brain fart, but I have no idea what you're trying to do here Jon....care to explain?

exactly what it looks like - acting like a care free Parrot Head - which is the point. In other words this is the the whatever you want it to be thread.

know what's funny? farts. farts are funny.

almost as funny are uranus jokes. uranus jokes are always funny.