'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the town
Not a sign of Baby Jesus
Was anywhere to be found
The people were all busy
With Christmas time chores
Like decorating, and baking,
And shopping in stores.
No one sang "Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed".
Instead, they sang of Santa
Dressed-up in bright red
Mama watched Martha Stewart,
Papa drank beer from a tap.
As hour upon hour
The presents they'd wrap
When what from the TV
Did they suddenly hear?
'Cept an ad.. which told
Of a big sale at Sears.
So away to the mall
They all flew like a flash
Buying things on credit
And others with cash!
And, as they made their way home
From their trip to the mall,
Did they think about Jesus?
Oh, no... not at all.
Their lives were so busy
With their Christmas time things
No time to remember
Christ Jesus, the King.
There were presents to wrap
And cookies to bake.
How could they stop and remember
Who died for their sake?
To pray to the Savior
They had no time to stop.
Because they needed more time
To "Shop til they dropped!"
On Wal-mart! On K-mart!
On Target! On Penney's!
On Hallmark! On Zales!
A quick lunch at Denny's
From the big stores downtown
To the stores at the mall
They would dash away, dash away,
And visit them all!
And up on the roof,
There arose such a clatter
As grandpa hung icicle lights
With his brand new step ladder.
He hung lights that would flash.
He hung lights that would twirl.
Yet, he never once prayed to Jesus...
Light of the World.
Christ's eyes... how they twinkle!
Christ's Spirit... how merry!
Christ's love... how enormous!
All our burdens... He'll carry!
So instead of being busy,
overworked, and uptight
Let's put Christ back in Christmas and
enjoy some good nights!
'twas the night before christmas (true meaning!)
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Linus Van Pelt wrote:Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Christmas is all about.
[moves toward the center of the stage]
Lights, please.
[a spotlight shines on Linus]
"And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, 'Fear not: for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the City of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.' And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, 'Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.'"
[Linus picks up his blanket and walks back towards Charlie Brown]
That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.
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that's touching.
so is this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPEtziOd ... re=related
'Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
No food was a-stirrin',
Not even a mouse.
Stockings were hung round
Dad's neck like a tie,
Along with a note that said,
"Presents or die."
Children were plotting
All night in their beds,
While the wife's constant whining
Was splitting his head.
But daddy had money
This year in the bank,
Then they closed up early,
And now dad's in the tank.
All of a sudden,
Santa appeared,
A sneer on his face,
Booze in his beard.
"Santa," I said,
As he laughed merrily,
"You do so much for others,
Do something for me."
"Bundy," he said,
"You only sell shoes,
Your son is a sneak thief,
Your daughter's a floose."
"Ho ho," Santa said,
"Should I mention your wife?
Her hair's like an A-bomb,
Her nails like a knife."
He climbs up the chimney,
That fat piece of dung,
He mooned me two times,
He stuck out his tongue.
I heard him exclaim,
As he broke wind with glee,
"You're married with children,
You'll never be free."
so is this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPEtziOd ... re=related
'Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
No food was a-stirrin',
Not even a mouse.
Stockings were hung round
Dad's neck like a tie,
Along with a note that said,
"Presents or die."
Children were plotting
All night in their beds,
While the wife's constant whining
Was splitting his head.
But daddy had money
This year in the bank,
Then they closed up early,
And now dad's in the tank.
All of a sudden,
Santa appeared,
A sneer on his face,
Booze in his beard.
"Santa," I said,
As he laughed merrily,
"You do so much for others,
Do something for me."
"Bundy," he said,
"You only sell shoes,
Your son is a sneak thief,
Your daughter's a floose."
"Ho ho," Santa said,
"Should I mention your wife?
Her hair's like an A-bomb,
Her nails like a knife."
He climbs up the chimney,
That fat piece of dung,
He mooned me two times,
He stuck out his tongue.
I heard him exclaim,
As he broke wind with glee,
"You're married with children,
You'll never be free."
"It's crazy and it's different, but it's really bein' free"



