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For the "still in the dial-up modem" crowd, I apologize and offer the following closed captioning for panel 2 in today's strip .....
Radio Station #1 Announcer: "HEY! AND GOOD MORNING ALL!"
This is MILES HAMBERG and you're listening to RADIO MEGLARITAMART on DOGSTAR/xm radio!"
"BY NOW I'M SURE YOU'VE HEARD THE BIG NEWS .....
JIMMY and the REEFERS are going to be playing a big
POSTGAME CONCERT later this month down in the tropics....
a place called CRITTERVILLE COVE as a matter of fact!
This special concert will follow the big local high school ...."
changing stations (static)
Radio Station #2 Music (singing): "I wake up tired and I wake up p***
wonder how I ended up like this
I wonder why things happen like they do
but I don't wonder long cuz I got a show to do"
changing stations (static)
Radio Station #3 Announcer: "WOOHOO! OUR BOOBIES ARE 10-0 and will be playing for the ISLAND CHAMPIONSHIP and the TIN CUP CHALICE
against arch rival the PARROTSBURG PIRATES!" (pause) "WILL THE BOOBIES FINALLY REVERSE THAT
DAMB 69 YEAR CURSE and WIN IT ALL?!" (pause) "OH, I ALMOST FORGOT ..... AFTER THE GAME
THERE WILL BE A CONCERT by
... let me check here ....
JIMMY BUFFET and the CORAL ROOFERS" (pause) "what? .... REEFERS? oh, OK ..... (pause) "whatever" (pause) "GO BOOBIES!!!"
Okay, everyone, admit it.... In one tiny little unmetionable corner of your itty bitty mind, the thought germinated: "Where? Critterville Cove? The High School? I GOTTA GET A TICKET TO THAT GAME!"
Carry on as you know they would want you to do. ~~JB, dedication to Tim Russert
Take your time
Find your passion
Life goes on until it ends
Don’t stop living
Until then
~~Mac McAnally
Okay, everyone, admit it.... In one tiny little unmetionable corner of your itty bitty mind, the thought germinated: "Where? Critterville Cove? The High School? I GOTTA GET A TICKET TO THAT GAME!"
You are one step ahead of me! I am working on a collectible printable ticket for the game, and that post game concert by ..... ummm ... wait a minute ... oh yeah ... Jimmy Buffet and the Coral Roofers.
I am still deciding whether the ticket should misspell Jimmy and the band's name, since apparently the main focus in Critterville Cove is Boobies football and not some Gulf and Western singer from "the states".
Okay, everyone, admit it.... In one tiny little unmetionable corner of your itty bitty mind, the thought germinated: "Where? Critterville Cove? The High School? I GOTTA GET A TICKET TO THAT GAME!"
Ok, two things.....you're implying I have an itty bitty mind...silly girl, Jen....I've been out of my mind for years
Second...you mean you haven't got your tickets yet?"??? What ya waiting for.....this tailgate party is gonna make Great Woods look like any other show on the tour....I mean....football, Beer, BOOBIES AND Jimmy...WOO HOO!!!
Bummer .... it looks like these advance sale "general admission" tickets to the big game may have to be destroyed due to the misprints.
The "legal stuff" on the back of the ticket is also blurred. I'm not sure what it says about tailgating, alcohol, parking, etc.
Hmmmm, any help out there? What exactly are the legal disclaimers and rules for Critterville Cove stadium events?
Note: I think the season ticket holders get very special tickets and not these general admission tix. Those tickets indicate that the championship game is the Critterville Cove Boobies vs. the Parrotsburg Pirates. Let me look around and see if I can find those tickets.
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