Calling all dirty old men....

Salukulady · Post by **Salukulady** » December 6, 2008 2:42 pm

The Buffett News Dirty Old Men Club, (BNDOMC) is officially open for membership. Garry and Larry are co-chairing the Presidency. Jack is senior member of the Junior-Up-and-Comers, for our younger crowd. This clubs purpose is to carry on Captain Tony reputation and teaching the next generation the finer skills of being a Dirty Old Man. Membership is open to all, including willing women, who are necessary to have around for groping practice. Let us know if you'd like to join and what position you'd like to fill...

dean_siu · Post by **dean_siu** » December 6, 2008 2:50 pm

I like to enroll with a lifetime membership.

Glorfindel7 · Post by **Glorfindel7** » December 6, 2008 3:04 pm

How "old" do you have to be to qualify????

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » December 6, 2008 3:07 pm

MY FELLOW B.N.ers-

The torch has been passed to a new (old) generation.
Ask not what your B.N. women can do for you,
ask what you can do for your B.N. women.

(My hands are ready, however, I'm open to any "position" I may be called on to serve).

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » December 6, 2008 3:14 pm

Finally .... an organization I actually qualify for.

I was thinking about the position. I'm gonna go with prone.

Crazy Navy Flyer · Post by **Crazy Navy Flyer** » December 6, 2008 3:14 pm

I'm in.

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » December 6, 2008 3:15 pm

too funny!!!!

Salukulady · Post by **Salukulady** » December 6, 2008 3:16 pm

Glorfindel7 wrote:How "old" do you have to be to qualify????

Age is not a requirement, dirtiness is.

phijimanOK · Post by **phijimanOK** » December 6, 2008 3:18 pm

I'm in!!!!

Is there a Sargent at Arms (or hands)?

Just happy to serve

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » December 6, 2008 3:22 pm

phijimanOK wrote:I'm in!!!!

Is there a Sargent at Arms (or hands)?

Just happy to serve

MONTE!!!!!!!!!!

Snowparrot · Post by **Snowparrot** » December 6, 2008 3:23 pm

ooh, my favourite kind of man!

I will be an "associate" i.e., gropee! (groupie?)

phijimanOK · Post by **phijimanOK** » December 6, 2008 3:30 pm

flipflopgirl wrote:
phijimanOK wrote:I'm in!!!!

Is there a Sargent at Arms (or hands)?

Just happy to serve
MONTE!!!!!!!!!!

Do I need to provide my own Boobies?

Salukulady · Post by **Salukulady** » December 6, 2008 3:34 pm

phijimanOK wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote:
phijimanOK wrote:I'm in!!!!

Is there a Sargent at Arms (or hands)?

Just happy to serve
MONTE!!!!!!!!!!
Do I need to provide my own Boobies?

All body parts are acceptable.

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » December 6, 2008 3:35 pm

phijimanOK wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote:
phijimanOK wrote:I'm in!!!!

Is there a Sargent at Arms (or hands)?

Just happy to serve
MONTE!!!!!!!!!!
Do I need to provide my own Boobies?

dean_siu · Post by **dean_siu** » December 6, 2008 3:38 pm

Somebody needs to develop a log that we can put in our signatures!

surfpirate · Post by **surfpirate** » December 6, 2008 3:44 pm

dean_siu wrote:Somebody needs to develop a log that we can put in our signatures!

Hmmmm ..... Join up at www.crittervillecove.com and I'll create a BNDOMC group immediately.

You need to join the BNDOMC group to be considered an official member.

Salukulady · Post by **Salukulady** » December 6, 2008 3:45 pm

surfpirate wrote:
dean_siu wrote:Somebody needs to develop a log that we can put in our signatures!
Hmmmm ..... Join up at www.crittervillecove.com and I'll create a BNDOMC group immediately.
You need to join the BNDOMC group to be considered an official member.

Too cool! Thank you SP!

surfpirate · Post by **surfpirate** » December 6, 2008 3:56 pm

Done. Click HERE to officially join.

Now who wants to be in charge of this group?

blackjack · Post by **blackjack** » December 6, 2008 4:05 pm

Hmmmm...

popcornjack · Post by **popcornjack** » December 6, 2008 4:17 pm

blackjack wrote:Hmmmm...

Oh you KNOW you want in.