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alphabits wrote:

Conolulu wrote:

STL PARROTHEAD wrote:

I made my younger sister lick the inside of the freezer once, then ran while she sat ther crying....

I knew we were some kind of sisters......I did it to my little sister too...

I got yelled at by Mom, and then my Grandmother snuck me out of the house and got me a record for my record player...She hated to see me punished...

..... Lulu said record player.

Conolulu wrote:

STL PARROTHEAD wrote:

I made my younger sister lick the inside of the freezer once, then ran while she sat ther crying....

I knew we were some kind of sisters......I did it to my little sister too...

I got yelled at by Mom, and then my Grandmother snuck me out of the house and got me a record for my record player...She hated to see me punished...

my cousin was with us, parents weren't home. My cousin was screaming, and crying "what do we do!!??"

I just went and listened to my record player

STL PARROTHEAD wrote:

Conolulu wrote:

STL PARROTHEAD wrote:

I made my younger sister lick the inside of the freezer once, then ran while she sat ther crying....

I knew we were some kind of sisters......I did it to my little sister too...

I got yelled at by Mom, and then my Grandmother snuck me out of the house and got me a record for my record player...She hated to see me punished...

my cousin was with us, parents weren't home. My cousin was screaming, and crying "what do we do!!??"

I just went and listened to my record player

My mother always told us when she died, we'd find out some deep dark secret....(seriously!) and we never found out...

We're sisters, aren't we???

That's it.

There are some places a tongue doesn't belong.

Christmas Eve, last year.

Santa was bringing my kids a trampoline for Christmas, and the "elves" (me and a couple of my wife's uncles) went outside to put it together. Well, it was about 10 pm or so, and the temperature had gotten to about 20 below.

It was mostly put together, we just had to move it in place, and screw on the side safety netting things.

I made the mistake of trying to hold one of the bolts in my lips while I used the wrench to tighten another one. Luckily it was small enough that it heated up fairly quickly and I got it off.

Moral of the story: Let Santa put his own damn presents together.

STL PARROTHEAD wrote:

I made my younger sister lick the inside of the freezer once

I have done that very same thing.
It hurt like He!!

A safer way to test this... lick your finger... then stick it on the pole (more or less safe effect, just not as sticky.)

Conolulu wrote:

STL PARROTHEAD wrote:

I made my younger sister lick the inside of the freezer once, then ran while she sat ther crying....

I knew we were some kind of sisters......I did it to my little sister too...

I got yelled at by Mom, and then my Grandmother snuck me out of the house and got me a record for my record player...She hated to see me punished...

What's a "record"? Only kidding, but I bet my 8 year old doesn't know.

When I was in fifth grade or so I was walking to the bus stop with my best friend and brother, and convinced them that it would be "cool" to stick our tongues to a mailbox. What a sight that had to be, seeing three kids stuck to one side of a mailbox! We had to rip our tongues off without the help of warm water because we weren't close to home...

I won't ever be doing that again...

Never did it but many of my friends wanted me to do it. My dad's a metalurgist so I knew about cold, steel, and flesh.

Having grown up in Los Angeles, I never got to try this as a kid, and don’t think I’ll do it now. I remember seeing one kid try the metal rack inside the freezer of the frozen food section of a grocery store. It stuck. Dumb kid.

I have been known to give a kid ‘if your hand is bigger than your face it means you have cancer”, or give a girl a ‘if you can touch your elbows behind your back it means you are double jointed”

When I was in high school, I was involved in a show choir that met an hour before school started. We had about a 10 minute break between it and 1st period and we would usually go outside and hang out. We talked one guy into doing it and he got stuck. We were all laughing our @sses off when the drivers ed teacher (who thought he was an FBI agent or something) ran over panicking and pour his fresh hot cup of coffee on his toungue to release it. Well it did, but the coffee burnt his tongue, face, and neck. The driver's ed. teacher got in a little trouble for doing it and my buddy didn't because they didn't want to p*ss off his parents. Later that year, that same friend got expelled for a year for pulling his penis out for the Senior picture at the stadium.