Twas the night before Christmas and all through the bar
all of the parrotheads were tailgating, listening to jimmy while drinking rum straight from the jar
the virgins were scared, not sure what to do, when capt. flock appeared and said, "i've got something for you"
flock staggered over, smiled and tipped his hat, then gave them the ky-jelly beads he had gotten from citcat
the virgins fought for the gift, each screaming "mine, mine"
then flock intervened, "ladies, i'll have more at alpine"
so north flocker went, leaving cincy with haste
he knew the lots in alpine, the parrotpiss would not go to waste
concert day arrived, and as flock emptied his trunk
who did he see but his friend BigR, known to others as God's Own Drunk
the two friends embraced, soon the jaeger was flowing
it did not take many shots until flock was a glowing
30 minutes before showtime and flock was a mess
what he did next, no-one would ever guess
to the jello pool flock did head and as he stumbled out of sight....
"DRUNK MAN WALKING" he did yell "I'M GOING TO SEE JIMMY TONIGHT"
"Twas the Night Before Christmas With Capt. Flock"
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Re: "Twas the Night Before Christmas With Capt. Flock"
Poetry is such a beautiful thing....... 
On most days I say: "Wrinkles only go where the smiles have been...."
Sometimes I can only say: "There is no dumbass vaccine......"
If something or someone gets you down, just remember: "In a hundred years it all won’t matter.........."
Sometimes I can only say: "There is no dumbass vaccine......"
If something or someone gets you down, just remember: "In a hundred years it all won’t matter.........."
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Re: "Twas the Night Before Christmas With Capt. Flock"
Hey Gumbo.....Bfan53 now known as Bfan53again here. Did you get my PM last week?GumboPirate wrote:
Well done!
On most days I say: "Wrinkles only go where the smiles have been...."
Sometimes I can only say: "There is no dumbass vaccine......"
If something or someone gets you down, just remember: "In a hundred years it all won’t matter.........."
Sometimes I can only say: "There is no dumbass vaccine......"
If something or someone gets you down, just remember: "In a hundred years it all won’t matter.........."
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Re: "Twas the Night Before Christmas With Capt. Flock"
Bravo, Bravo great job and I think I lived this
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Re: "Twas the Night Before Christmas With Capt. Flock"
....and we let him be a moderator 
(tee hee hee!)![[smilie=battingeyes.gif]](./images/smilies/battingeyes.gif "battingeyes")
(tee hee hee!)
My love is staying an anchor tied to you with that silver chain.
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Re: "Twas the Night Before Christmas With Capt. Flock"
there is live video of it on youtube.Capt.Flock wrote:Bravo, Bravo great job and I think I lived this
Erin 
"Wishing I was knee deep in the water somewhere
Only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair"
"Wishing I was knee deep in the water somewhere
Only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair"
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Re: "Twas the Night Before Christmas With Capt. Flock"
PHJim stopped taking meds a couple days before he made that decision?phjrsaunt wrote:....and we let him be a moderator
(tee hee hee!)
:D:Dhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pODJMJgSJWw
I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
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I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/disp ... ?pos=-7695
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Re: "Twas the Night Before Christmas With Capt. Flock"
Merry Christmas to all...and to all a world's first Triple JagerBomb.
-The JagerKing
-The JagerKing
I was feeling tired, then I got inspired.
And I knew that it wouldn't last long...
And I knew that it wouldn't last long...
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Re: "Twas the Night Before Christmas With Capt. Flock"
and I have never been the same since then again people always said I was not normal in the first placeReasonWithJagerBombSeason wrote:Merry Christmas to all...and to all a world's first Triple JagerBomb.
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Capt.Flock wrote:and I have never been the same since then again people always said I was not normal in the first placeReasonWithJagerBombSeason wrote:Merry Christmas to all...and to all a world's first Triple JagerBomb.
-The JagerKing
you seem normal to me
but then again....look at me
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Well normal except being a DIE-HARD Hilltopper fan
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Re: "Twas the Night Before Christmas With Capt. Flock"
Nice job Big R........Hope you don't mind but I read your story to my Grand Children last night....Looks like a new Holiday Classic has been born!!!BigR-KyParrothead wrote:Twas the night before Christmas and all through the bar
all of the parrotheads were tailgating, listening to jimmy while drinking rum straight from the jar
the virgins were scared, not sure what to do, when capt. flock appeared and said, "i've got something for you"
flock staggered over, smiled and tipped his hat, then gave them the ky-jelly beads he had gotten from citcat
the virgins fought for the gift, each screaming "mine, mine"
then flock intervened, "ladies, i'll have more at alpine"
so north flocker went, leaving cincy with haste
he knew the lots in alpine, the parrotpiss would not go to waste
concert day arrived, and as flock emptied his trunk
who did he see but his friend BigR, known to others as God's Own Drunk
the two friends embraced, soon the jaeger was flowing
it did not take many shots until flock was a glowing
30 minutes before showtime and flock was a mess
what he did next, no-one would ever guess
to the jello pool flock did head and as he stumbled out of sight....
"DRUNK MAN WALKING" he did yell "I'M GOING TO SEE JIMMY TONIGHT"
Corona by day, Corona by night, any old time is just alright!
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Re: "Twas the Night Before Christmas With Capt. Flock"
Bring them to a concert and they can live this classicDr.Corona wrote:Nice job Big R........Hope you don't mind but I read your story to my Grand Children last night....Looks like a new Holiday Classic has been born!!!BigR-KyParrothead wrote:Twas the night before Christmas and all through the bar
all of the parrotheads were tailgating, listening to jimmy while drinking rum straight from the jar
the virgins were scared, not sure what to do, when capt. flock appeared and said, "i've got something for you"
flock staggered over, smiled and tipped his hat, then gave them the ky-jelly beads he had gotten from citcat
the virgins fought for the gift, each screaming "mine, mine"
then flock intervened, "ladies, i'll have more at alpine"
so north flocker went, leaving cincy with haste
he knew the lots in alpine, the parrotpiss would not go to waste
concert day arrived, and as flock emptied his trunk
who did he see but his friend BigR, known to others as God's Own Drunk
the two friends embraced, soon the jaeger was flowing
it did not take many shots until flock was a glowing
30 minutes before showtime and flock was a mess
what he did next, no-one would ever guess
to the jello pool flock did head and as he stumbled out of sight....
"DRUNK MAN WALKING" he did yell "I'M GOING TO SEE JIMMY TONIGHT"
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Re: "Twas the Night Before Christmas With Capt. Flock"
Well Done Merry Xmas!!!
I'm growing older but not up!
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Re: "Twas the Night Before Christmas With Capt. Flock"
Well Done Merry Xmas!!!
I'm growing older but not up!
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Re: "Twas the Night Before Christmas With Capt. Flock"
coming soon....
"How The Flock Stole Christmas"
"How The Flock Stole Christmas"
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Re: "Twas the Night Before Christmas With Capt. Flock"
I am excitedBigR-KyParrothead wrote:coming soon....
"How The Flock Stole Christmas"