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a Canadian funny

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It's a Canadian classic folks !..........

As a North Bay trucker stops for a red light on Hwy.11, a
blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his
truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says,
"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up and
knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,
"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street. At the third red light, the same
thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,
knocks on the truck door.
The trucker lowers the window. Again she says,
"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to
the next light When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets
out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on
her window, and as she lowers it, he says,............

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in CANADA , and
I'm driving the f------ SALT TRUCK......."
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Re: a Canadian funny

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Nice one, Caly! :lol:
How deep is the snow around your place?
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Snowparrot wrote:Nice one, Caly! :lol:
How deep is the snow around your place?
The 8 inches on the ground or the 2 foot drifts :evil:

how 'bout you......in our fine nations capital?
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Caly, when did you meet my sister-in-law?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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So what are you trying to say...????
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Re: a Canadian funny

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love my Canuckian friends! :D
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