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Re: SPTV - Watch Dambit!

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Tropic_Al wrote:
aeroparrot wrote:As Critterville Turns? (soap)
How about "All My Critters" ? gotta work on that 1 a bit. 8)
And don't forget, Critterville Hospital.
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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Re: SPTV - Watch Dambit!

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eSPn--Exercise with a purpose 8:00am

Host Ivan Iaintdeadyet leads viewers through a workout that includes 12-ounce curls and features boobie shaping and plastic-butt toning techniques used by the professionals. Special guest appearance by popcornjack who explains how he's coached many particpants through his "Pace Yourself" workout plan.

espn--The Igloo Cup pre-race show--9:00am

Four hour preview show, live from the parking lot at the Greensboro Coliseum. It's parked cars and yellow stars as the fans of the Igloo Cup Series show how they get their engines started before the coolers roar to life.


eSPn---The Igloo Cup Series (Live) 1:00pm

This week's racing action come live from the parking lot at the Greensboro Coliseum. Fresh off her victory in last week's cooler races in Texas, sunseeker goes for two in a row at her home track. Look for the action to be hot and heavy (or maybe it's cold and lightheaded) as Jimmy Rickky Bobby Buffett hopes to defend his victory in last year's BBQ Butt 500.
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Re: SPTV - Watch Dambit!

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I've got my thinking cap on and trying to come up with episodes of ..

"CoveWatch" C'mon..This one's almost tooo easy. :lol:

"CCER" for those stepping on pop top, passing out on the beach sunburns, and other medical emergencies in Da Cove..

"Golden Ho's" ...Members of the Merry Pier Dock Ho's now that they've retired to the Old Ho's House in Da Cove...Lulu & Mo, Penners, tikitatas and the other ho's cook up trouble in a fun drunken sort of way for the other residents....
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Larry & the LandShark
Larry picks up and almost drinks a LandShark while being distracted by the sudden appearance of That Yellow Starred Girl.
Rated HOG for mature subject matter.
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Re: SPTV - Watch Dambit!

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SPTV- 8:00pm Wednesday's

BJ and the Bear--BJ (Bits) and the Bear (Bonzo) truck the roads of America delivering a load of Landshark to the Lakewood Amphitheater in time for the Jimmy Buffett concert. Along the way, romance ensues as BJ picks up a runaway bride (Pieces). Buford T. Justice (Flock) gives chase in this re-make of the 70's classic, Smokey and the Bandit.


btw, in the original Smokey and the Bandit, the scene at the race track was filmed at Lakewood Speedway at the old Lakewood Fairgrounds on the south side of Atlanta.
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The world largest tailgate, featuring limbo, the wheel of chance, cornhole, beer pong, scavenger hunts and jello shots, etc. New guest host each week ;)
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frognot wrote:Larry & the LandShark
Larry picks up and almost drinks a LandShark while being distracted by the sudden appearance of That Yellow Starred Girl.
Rated HOG for mature subject matter.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Game Show-The Ticketba$$turd$ Price is Not Right. :lol:
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D PHarmBoy wrote:Game Show-The Ticketba$$turd$ Price is Not Right. :lol:
With the following show of Sale of the Century of LiveNation.
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Life is short, live long!!

I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

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aeroparrot wrote:
D PHarmBoy wrote:Game Show-The Ticketba$$turd$ Price is Not Right. :lol:
With the following show of Sale of the Century of LiveNation.
Gotta be a Wheel of Fortune hosted by mj (a la the Chicago Show) as well!
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Conolulu wrote:I've got my thinking cap on and trying to come up with episodes of ..

"CoveWatch" C'mon..This one's almost tooo easy. :lol:

(("CCER" for those stepping on pop top, passing out on the beach sunburns, and other medical emergencies in Da Cove..))
"Golden Ho's" ...Members of the Merry Pier Dock Ho's now that they've retired to the Old Ho's House in Da Cove...Lulu & Mo, Penners, tikitatas and the other ho's cook up trouble in a fun drunken sort of way for the other residents....
I was trying to rack my brain for the title of a show like "Emergency". I just can't get the old gray matter to function this morning. For the life of me I can't think of a catchy title!!!! :evil: :evil: :cry: :cry:
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We need a commercial for the new piece of excercise equiptment...the CUERVO-FLEX and we will have to hire Billy Mays!!!! :o :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tyct9l- ... re=related
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flipflopgirl wrote:We need a commercial for the new piece of excercise equiptment...the CUERVO-FLEX and we will have to hire Billy Mays!!!! :o :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tyct9l- ... re=related
Now that would be funny, Billy Mays balancing on a ball, beer in one hand, typing into his computer with the other and doing an infomercial at the same time.
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Salukulady wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote:We need a commercial for the new piece of excercise equiptment...the CUERVO-FLEX and we will have to hire Billy Mays!!!! :o :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tyct9l- ... re=related
Now that would be funny, Billy Mays balancing on a ball, beer in one hand, typing into his computer with the other and doing an infomercial at the same time.

All at the TOP OF HIS LUNGS!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PIRATES AND THE SEARCH FOR THE LAST MANGO...... :pirate:

Watch as contestants in 2-person teams dressed in full concert attire compete in a round-the-world scavenger hunt based on Jimmy Buffett's songs and books. Tune in each week to watch as they travel and scramble on the many far sides of the world following the various leads provided with the goal of finding the elusive "Last Mango".
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PerfectPartner wrote:
Conolulu wrote:I've got my thinking cap on and trying to come up with episodes of ..

"CoveWatch" C'mon..This one's almost tooo easy. :lol:

(("CCER" for those stepping on pop top, passing out on the beach sunburns, and other medical emergencies in Da Cove..))
"Golden Ho's" ...Members of the Merry Pier Dock Ho's now that they've retired to the Old Ho's House in Da Cove...Lulu & Mo, Penners, tikitatas and the other ho's cook up trouble in a fun drunken sort of way for the other residents....
I was trying to rack my brain for the title of a show like "Emergency". I just can't get the old gray matter to function this morning. For the life of me I can't think of a catchy title!!!! :evil: :evil: :cry: :cry:
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