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No, it’s not a new show on FOX, but I would watch if it were. Here is proof that not all Chinese are smart. You know why I am never going to be attacked by a panda bear? I am not dumb enough to jump into its cage.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... AD95IP9G00

Zoo officials have considered unspecified measures to prevent further incidents.

How about administering some sort of stupidity test before visitors are allowed within 100 feet of the viewing area?