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Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

more and yes, pictures too

Oh jeeze, what a tool

What a cold, heartless B*tch that bench was.......

I don't know what is more disturbing, that there is a guy in Hong Kong trying to get it on with a bench or that there is site that follows this kind of weirdness.

This story is full of holes.

The guy was just trying to test out that Viagra he got mail order...

08/08/08 wasn't so lucky for him.

I swear it sounds like an episode from Greys Anatomy!

WOW!!! ROFLMAO!!! If you're the police arriving exactly what do you say to this moron? (after you stop laughing)

SharkOnLand wrote:The guy was just trying to test out that Viagra he got mail order...

fortunately, he paid attention to the warning about lasting more than 4 hours.. tho, panic does cause deflation

I'm no John Holmes, but those holes look pretty small.

Well that sucks, I was wanting to try that sometime and he goes and ruins it for me.

blackjack wrote:I'm no John Holmes, but those holes look pretty small.

I was thinking the same thing . . . maybe there should be some sense of pride here . . . He rose to and exceeded his wildest expectations . . . .

He can walk in the park with a date look at a bench and ask his lady friend if she can handle something an entire 1/2 inch around . . .

mjeischen wrote:

blackjack wrote:I'm no John Holmes, but those holes look pretty small.

I was thinking the same thing . . . maybe there should be some sense of pride here . . . He rose to and exceeded his wildest expectations . . . .

He can walk in the park with a date look at a bench and ask his lady friend if she can handle something an entire 1/2 inch around . . .

You are too freakin' funny!!!!

This thread makes me happy I'm a girl.

What? He didn't have a baggie filled with Vaseline that he could stuff between his mattress and box spring?

blackjack wrote:I'm no John Holmes, but those holes look pretty small.

Did we confirm he was Chinese? That may explain it all.