EVER
WONDER ...
Why.....
the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
Why.....
women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why.....
don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why.....
is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why.....
is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why.....
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why. ....
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why ....
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why.....
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why.....
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why.....
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why.....
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why.....
are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Ever wonder WHY........
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tropicalfever
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Left Field ParrotHead
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Re: Ever wonder WHY........
Why.....
Do they have braille on the keypads of drive thru ATMs?
Do they have braille on the keypads of drive thru ATMs?
Dumb and drunk as I was, you know I would do it all again.
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Wino you know
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Re: Ever wonder WHY........
Why do drunkards give drinking a bad name?
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Lightning Bolt
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Re: Ever wonder WHY........
WHY...
do we park our car in a driveway, and drive our car on a parkway?
do we park our car in a driveway, and drive our car on a parkway?
$#@&...only Vegas again?? Padres ...gotta start believin'!Bring on '14 Spring Training!
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Wino you know
- God's Own Drunk
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Re: Ever wonder WHY........
WHY don't the Chicago Cubs like to win in October?