Only in America ......

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tropicalfever
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Only in America ......

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Only in America ......
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store
to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at
the front.

Only in America .......
do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America .....
do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


Only in America ......
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America .... 20
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America .. ...
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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