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Yesterday I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart, for my dogs
Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about to check out when a woman behind me
asked if I had a dog.

What did she think, that I had an elephant?

Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn?t have a dog, and that I
was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn?t because I ended up in the hospital
last time. On the bright side though, I?d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.


I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets
wi th Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone
in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no;
I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.

LOL

An oldie, but a goodie.

Too Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!