Mexican Words of the Day

[SMLCHNG]

(no offense intended, this was sent to me by a very dear friend, of Hispanic decent).

*Cheese* -- Maria likes me, but cheese too fat for me!

*Mushroom* -- When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

*Shoulder* -- My fren wanted to become a seatizen, but chee didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

* Texas * -- My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

*Herpes* -- Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.

*July* -- Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer!

*Rectum* -- I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

*Chicken* -- My wife wants me to go to the store with her but chicken go herself.

*Wheelchair* -- We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.

*Harassment* -- My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey, harassment nothing to me.

*Bishop* -- My wife fell down the stairs so I had to pick the bishop.

*Body Wash * -- I want to go to the club, but I got no bodywash my kids.

[VanillaGrl]

LOLOLOLOL!!!

Okay, I have a few people I want to share that with.

[Karacal]

[Big Phan]

[tikitatas]

[popcornjack]

yeah, I gotta post a few I didn't realize ethnic jokes were acceptable now.

[tikitatas]

yeah, I gotta post a few I didn't realize ethnic jokes were acceptable now.

If my friend Diomaris laughed her head off . . .

[SMLCHNG]

yeah, I gotta post a few I didn't realize ethnic jokes were acceptable now.

Well, if they were acceptable by 3 Hispanic friends, who giggled their asses off, I guess it was ok.

[D PHarmBoy]

These are too funny, LMAO I feel like I'm at school.

Great SMLCHNG!

[rich_big]

Good one!!!

On Friday I saw someone wearing a shirt, in Dodger Blue with the same font as the uniform that said “Los Doyers”. I was trying to figure out what it meant, but could not think of what “Doyers” translated to in English. Then I said it out loud and got it. That’s how Mexicans say “The Dodgers”

[caly]

OMG!!!!

I laughed out loud on those. Awesome Penny!

[LIBuffettFan]

LMAO...that stuff is just too funny.

[FunkHouse9]

[luvinlife]

GREAT STUFF!!!

[phijimanOK]

Great!

[redwinemaker]

The "Se Vende" sign in the car across the street says "1999 Jonda"

[ragtopW]

[ragtopW]

Good one!!!

On Friday I saw someone wearing a shirt, in Dodger Blue with the same font as the uniform that said “Los Doyers”. I was trying to figure out what it meant, but could not think of what “Doyers” translated to in English. Then I said it out loud and got it. That’s how Mexicans say “The Dodgers”

not In Nor Cal.. they say.. Los Doyers s***....

[Dezdmona]

What's scary is how good I am at understanding Spanglish these days.

[brahmafear]

I thought they were pretty good.