3rd Annual FFF 2009 - A Party That Mattered

[txaggirl91]

crap terry! get better soon!


btw - i heard a band today called "band of heathens"

http://bandofheathens.com/cms/index.php?page=splash

pretty good!

[springparrot]

Can you all believe my wonderful virgin just fired me? After I begged for weeks to not take calls on this last Friday office holiday to do wedding stuff, she would not help me with it. Did I mention she was my matron of honor for the wedding in 35 days from now and has never lifted a finger to arrange anything? Good news, I have a traveling consulting job for my old boss already in the works (7 years later and she is begging for me. Can we say window opening when door shuts?). Will be much better for me. I can't work 18 hours a day forever. Pray my loyal employees get their next paycheck. It's all good with me, besides g*d forbid I go in the office and steal something after 4 years of keeping the company running. I know they are making me have a guard with me. My prediction, they cave in 90 days. Sounds like a personal problem to me. Can you believe people? I've dealt with this kind of cr*p for over 20 years...this one's a little different. I thought she was my best friend and was my matron of honor. You can imagine the last minute wedding scramble now. No one that worked for me would dare to show up to the wedding now, they are in a very difficult position. My fiance's niece is picking up, despite her intense personal and physical situation, bless her heart. Someone visualize a huge machete in Piratenurse's back. It's ok, guys...I already have plan B in place and Mike is loving and supportive. It just ouches, to say the least. Thanks for being a free therapist group and I promise to be much more upbeat next post. Just asking for your awesome phin power...jeez, I keep doing that a lot lately!

Hang in there and good luck with the new job

[Mr Play]

Get well soon ETP. Got the newspaper yesterday - thanks!

PN - that blows. Sounds like with the new offer on the table, you might end up better off. Hang in there, and take care of yourself.

[sharkdog]

Can you all believe my wonderful virgin just fired me? After I begged for weeks to not take calls on this last Friday office holiday to do wedding stuff, she would not help me with it. Did I mention she was my matron of honor for the wedding in 35 days from now and has never lifted a finger to arrange anything? Good news, I have a traveling consulting job for my old boss already in the works (7 years later and she is begging for me. Can we say window opening when door shuts?). Will be much better for me. I can't work 18 hours a day forever. Pray my loyal employees get their next paycheck. It's all good with me, besides g*d forbid I go in the office and steal something after 4 years of keeping the company running. I know they are making me have a guard with me. My prediction, they cave in 90 days. Sounds like a personal problem to me. Can you believe people? I've dealt with this kind of cr*p for over 20 years...this one's a little different. I thought she was my best friend and was my matron of honor. You can imagine the last minute wedding scramble now. No one that worked for me would dare to show up to the wedding now, they are in a very difficult position. My fiance's niece is picking up, despite her intense personal and physical situation, bless her heart. Someone visualize a huge machete in Piratenurse's back. It's ok, guys...I already have plan B in place and Mike is loving and supportive. It just ouches, to say the least. Thanks for being a free therapist group and I promise to be much more upbeat next post. Just asking for your awesome phin power...jeez, I keep doing that a lot lately!

Hang in there Phin power for sure. Security escourts are the norm here in Michigan right now so i feel for ya. From a so-called friend wow

[Mr Play]

Sharkdog made good on his additional $500 pledge, I got the check today.

THANK YOU JOHN!!!

[SchoolGirlHeart]

PN, what goes around comes around, and I hope it comes around and smacks those jerks right upside the head.

Phin power to ya, and I hope the new/old job is a breath of fresh air.

[wheatsailor]

Can you all believe my wonderful virgin just fired me? After I begged for weeks to not take calls on this last Friday office holiday to do wedding stuff, she would not help me with it. Did I mention she was my matron of honor for the wedding in 35 days from now and has never lifted a finger to arrange anything? Good news, I have a traveling consulting job for my old boss already in the works (7 years later and she is begging for me. Can we say window opening when door shuts?). Will be much better for me. I can't work 18 hours a day forever. Pray my loyal employees get their next paycheck. It's all good with me, besides g*d forbid I go in the office and steal something after 4 years of keeping the company running. I know they are making me have a guard with me. My prediction, they cave in 90 days. Sounds like a personal problem to me. Can you believe people? I've dealt with this kind of cr*p for over 20 years...this one's a little different. I thought she was my best friend and was my matron of honor. You can imagine the last minute wedding scramble now. No one that worked for me would dare to show up to the wedding now, they are in a very difficult position. My fiance's niece is picking up, despite her intense personal and physical situation, bless her heart. Someone visualize a huge machete in Piratenurse's back. It's ok, guys...I already have plan B in place and Mike is loving and supportive. It just ouches, to say the least. Thanks for being a free therapist group and I promise to be much more upbeat next post. Just asking for your awesome phin power...jeez, I keep doing that a lot lately!

(((((((Michelle)))))))
That just totally..... well you know what I mean. I'll be your matron of honor. just something in a nice floral print please. It will all be good. Just get married to your good man. It'll all be good.

[piratenurse]

Can you all believe my wonderful virgin just fired me? After I begged for weeks to not take calls on this last Friday office holiday to do wedding stuff, she would not help me with it. Did I mention she was my matron of honor for the wedding in 35 days from now and has never lifted a finger to arrange anything? Good news, I have a traveling consulting job for my old boss already in the works (7 years later and she is begging for me. Can we say window opening when door shuts?). Will be much better for me. I can't work 18 hours a day forever. Pray my loyal employees get their next paycheck. It's all good with me, besides g*d forbid I go in the office and steal something after 4 years of keeping the company running. I know they are making me have a guard with me. My prediction, they cave in 90 days. Sounds like a personal problem to me. Can you believe people? I've dealt with this kind of cr*p for over 20 years...this one's a little different. I thought she was my best friend and was my matron of honor. You can imagine the last minute wedding scramble now. No one that worked for me would dare to show up to the wedding now, they are in a very difficult position. My fiance's niece is picking up, despite her intense personal and physical situation, bless her heart. Someone visualize a huge machete in Piratenurse's back. It's ok, guys...I already have plan B in place and Mike is loving and supportive. It just ouches, to say the least. Thanks for being a free therapist group and I promise to be much more upbeat next post. Just asking for your awesome phin power...jeez, I keep doing that a lot lately!

(((((((Michelle)))))))
That just totally..... well you know what I mean. I'll be your matron of honor. just something in a nice floral print please. It will all be good. Just get married to your good man. It'll all be good.

u so phunny! thanks to all of u for the love and phin power. Can't imagine how much it helps. Sorry, Wheatsailor, besides your more than generous offer, I somehow can't see you in an apple red fitted dress. If you have time to come, send me a pm and I'll send you an invite. Still looking for grillmasters and traffic coordinators...we all know that is your forte!

[piratenurse]

Sharkdog made good on his additional $500 pledge, I got the check today.

THANK YOU JOHN!!!

Of course he did! He's a good man and he knew I would hunt him down if he didn't, lol. Thanks, Sharkdog. You weren't even her in body this year but you were so much of our group! Missing you badly, best see your pretty face next year, I'm already plotting on how to take more of your money!

[piratenurse]

Honestly, with no pressure...if any of our special Parrotheads can manage to make San Antonio the weekend after Memorial Day, send me a pm and I will send you a wedding invitation. I would personally love to have all 600+ there, but know you guys have to actually deal with your families and work...I get it. But, if you would like a long weekend road trip, let me know. It's ok either way...I know you will all be with me in spirit and be prepared for pics! I was gonna send them on the honeymoon, but now that I am a criminal, I cannot commit to buying my own laptop for the trip. May have to wait unti the next week for you to see Piratenurse become Mrs. Steelguitarman. FYI, for our purposes, I will retain my maiden BN name.

[sharkdog]

Sharkdog made good on his additional $500 pledge, I got the check today.

THANK YOU JOHN!!!

Of course he did! He's a good man and he knew I would hunt him down if he didn't, lol. Thanks, Sharkdog. You weren't even her in body this year but you were so much of our group! Missing you badly, best see your pretty face next year, I'm already plotting on how to take more of your money!

Can I quote you on the pretty face line?

[SchoolGirlHeart]

Honestly, with no pressure...if any of our special Parrotheads can manage to make San Antonio the weekend after Memorial Day, send me a pm and I will send you a wedding invitation. I would personally love to have all 600+ there, but know you guys have to actually deal with your families and work...I get it. But, if you would like a long weekend road trip, let me know. It's ok either way...I know you will all be with me in spirit and be prepared for pics! I was gonna send them on the honeymoon, but now that I am a criminal, I cannot commit to buying my own laptop for the trip. May have to wait unti the next week for you to see Piratenurse become Mrs. Steelguitarman. FYI, for our purposes, I will retain my maiden BN name.

If I lived within driving distance, I'd be there!

And we'll all be thinking of you.

[Mr Play]

Sharkdog made good on his additional $500 pledge, I got the check today.

THANK YOU JOHN!!!

Of course he did! He's a good man and he knew I would hunt him down if he didn't, lol. Thanks, Sharkdog. You weren't even her in body this year but you were so much of our group! Missing you badly, best see your pretty face next year, I'm already plotting on how to take more of your money!

Can I quote you on the pretty face line?

Sure - for another $500. You just thought it would be cheaper to stay home this year

[piratenurse]

Sharkdog made good on his additional $500 pledge, I got the check today.

THANK YOU JOHN!!!

Of course he did! He's a good man and he knew I would hunt him down if he didn't, lol. Thanks, Sharkdog. You weren't even her in body this year but you were so much of our group! Missing you badly, best see your pretty face next year, I'm already plotting on how to take more of your money!

Can I quote you on the pretty face line?

Sure - for another $500. You just thought it would be cheaper to stay home this year

I know you are gorgeous...I just need a reminder since I haven't seen you since 2008. I'm sure you will be so man pretty to me when I buy your first drink NEXT YEAR!!!! Hey, why not find me and Karat and Flipflopgirl in Vegas this fall? Girl's weekend! It could get very interesting. No offense to Mrs. Sharkdog....not that kind of interesting, please come too (we can always lose him for a little while).

[East Texas Parrothead]

PN - that bites. Just know that what goes around, comes around and that karma is a b****. I *hope* the window opens really wide so you can walk into a new, improved situation. This is not the world we grew up in, to be sure. Loyalty is rare and rarely recognized or rewarded. Keep your positive attitude and remember, THEY CAN'T TAKE YOUR BIRTHDAY (or your wedding day).

Love you to the moon and back.

[sharkdog]

Sharkdog made good on his additional $500 pledge, I got the check today.

THANK YOU JOHN!!!

Of course he did! He's a good man and he knew I would hunt him down if he didn't, lol. Thanks, Sharkdog. You weren't even her in body this year but you were so much of our group! Missing you badly, best see your pretty face next year, I'm already plotting on how to take more of your money!

Can I quote you on the pretty face line?

Sure - for another $500. You just thought it would be cheaper to stay home this year

I know you are gorgeous...I just need a reminder since I haven't seen you since 2008. I'm sure you will be so man pretty to me when I buy your first drink NEXT YEAR!!!! Hey, why not find me and Karat and Flipflopgirl in Vegas this fall? Girl's weekend! It could get very interesting. No offense to Mrs. Sharkdog....not that kind of interesting, please come too (we can always lose him for a little while).

Yeah It probably was cheaper to stay home (although that daughter of mine does a fine job of spending Daddy's $$$ ) since whenever I am with you we seem to be drinking and eating It is always worth it though, and besides we like to see Mrs Play, quite possibly the world's most patient woman

Thanks piratenurse We'll keep that in mind. Mrs Sharkdog doesn't worry about me she just whispers in my ear how much its gonna cost me if she has to get rid of me

[sharkdog]

Oh PN don't worry too much about plotting to get my money, just give me the time that Bill will be in the dunk tank

[piratenurse]

Sharkdog made good on his additional $500 pledge, I got the check today.

THANK YOU JOHN!!!

Of course he did! He's a good man and he knew I would hunt him down if he didn't, lol. Thanks, Sharkdog. You weren't even her in body this year but you were so much of our group! Missing you badly, best see your pretty face next year, I'm already plotting on how to take more of your money!

Can I quote you on the pretty face line?

Sure - for another $500. You just thought it would be cheaper to stay home this year

I know you are gorgeous...I just need a reminder since I haven't seen you since 2008. I'm sure you will be so man pretty to me when I buy your first drink NEXT YEAR!!!! Hey, why not find me and Karat and Flipflopgirl in Vegas this fall? Girl's weekend! It could get very interesting. No offense to Mrs. Sharkdog....not that kind of interesting, please come too (we can always lose him for a little while).

Yeah It probably was cheaper to stay home (although that daughter of mine does a fine job of spending Daddy's $$$ ) since whenever I am with you we seem to be drinking and eating It is always worth it though, and besides we like to see Mrs Play, quite possibly the world's most patient woman

Thanks piratenurse We'll keep that in mind. Mrs Sharkdog doesn't worry about me she just whispers in my ear how much its gonna cost me if she has to get rid of me

Obviously a misinterpretation!...you, my friend, are on your own. I am plotting to steal your wife! Trust me, you want to go with us...two words....PARTY BUS!!!! And if Sharkdog is a good boy, we'll let him on too.!

[ph4ever]

PN- oh what a b*tch!!!!! I'm so sorry. If I were in Texas I'd come to your wedding. I'm sure that despite the issues with this heifer you wedding will be even more awesome without that backstabbing jerk in it. God doesn't shut a door without opening a window and I pray the job you've got lined up will be the best!!

Sharkdog - WAY TO GO!!!

[pcook]

(((Michelle)))) Hang in there PN! You're a tough chickie and NOTHING gets you down. You are such an asset no matter where you are or what you put your mind to. Your wedding is going to be beautiful and a blast! Can't wait.