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piratenurse wrote:Can you all believe my wonderful virgin just fired me? After I begged for weeks to not take calls on this last Friday office holiday to do wedding stuff, she would not help me with it. Did I mention she was my matron of honor for the wedding in 35 days from now and has never lifted a finger to arrange anything? Good news, I have a traveling consulting job for my old boss already in the works (7 years later and she is begging for me. Can we say window opening when door shuts?). Will be much better for me. I can't work 18 hours a day forever. Pray my loyal employees get their next paycheck. It's all good with me, besides g*d forbid I go in the office and steal something after 4 years of keeping the company running. I know they are making me have a guard with me. My prediction, they cave in 90 days. Sounds like a personal problem to me. Can you believe people? I've dealt with this kind of cr*p for over 20 years...this one's a little different. I thought she was my best friend and was my matron of honor. You can imagine the last minute wedding scramble now. No one that worked for me would dare to show up to the wedding now, they are in a very difficult position. My fiance's niece is picking up, despite her intense personal and physical situation, bless her heart. Someone visualize a huge machete in Piratenurse's back. It's ok, guys...I already have plan B in place and Mike is loving and supportive. It just ouches, to say the least. Thanks for being a free therapist group and I promise to be much more upbeat next post. Just asking for your awesome phin power...jeez, I keep doing that a lot lately!

piratenurse wrote:Can you all believe my wonderful virgin just fired me? After I begged for weeks to not take calls on this last Friday office holiday to do wedding stuff, she would not help me with it. Did I mention she was my matron of honor for the wedding in 35 days from now and has never lifted a finger to arrange anything? Good news, I have a traveling consulting job for my old boss already in the works (7 years later and she is begging for me. Can we say window opening when door shuts?). Will be much better for me. I can't work 18 hours a day forever. Pray my loyal employees get their next paycheck. It's all good with me, besides g*d forbid I go in the office and steal something after 4 years of keeping the company running. I know they are making me have a guard with me. My prediction, they cave in 90 days. Sounds like a personal problem to me. Can you believe people? I've dealt with this kind of cr*p for over 20 years...this one's a little different. I thought she was my best friend and was my matron of honor. You can imagine the last minute wedding scramble now. No one that worked for me would dare to show up to the wedding now, they are in a very difficult position. My fiance's niece is picking up, despite her intense personal and physical situation, bless her heart. Someone visualize a huge machete in Piratenurse's back. It's ok, guys...I already have plan B in place and Mike is loving and supportive. It just ouches, to say the least. Thanks for being a free therapist group and I promise to be much more upbeat next post. Just asking for your awesome phin power...jeez, I keep doing that a lot lately!

piratenurse wrote:Can you all believe my wonderful virgin just fired me? After I begged for weeks to not take calls on this last Friday office holiday to do wedding stuff, she would not help me with it. Did I mention she was my matron of honor for the wedding in 35 days from now and has never lifted a finger to arrange anything? Good news, I have a traveling consulting job for my old boss already in the works (7 years later and she is begging for me. Can we say window opening when door shuts?). Will be much better for me. I can't work 18 hours a day forever. Pray my loyal employees get their next paycheck. It's all good with me, besides g*d forbid I go in the office and steal something after 4 years of keeping the company running. I know they are making me have a guard with me. My prediction, they cave in 90 days. Sounds like a personal problem to me. Can you believe people? I've dealt with this kind of cr*p for over 20 years...this one's a little different. I thought she was my best friend and was my matron of honor. You can imagine the last minute wedding scramble now. No one that worked for me would dare to show up to the wedding now, they are in a very difficult position. My fiance's niece is picking up, despite her intense personal and physical situation, bless her heart. Someone visualize a huge machete in Piratenurse's back. It's ok, guys...I already have plan B in place and Mike is loving and supportive. It just ouches, to say the least. Thanks for being a free therapist group and I promise to be much more upbeat next post. Just asking for your awesome phin power...jeez, I keep doing that a lot lately!

wheatsailor wrote:

piratenurse wrote:Can you all believe my wonderful virgin just fired me? After I begged for weeks to not take calls on this last Friday office holiday to do wedding stuff, she would not help me with it. Did I mention she was my matron of honor for the wedding in 35 days from now and has never lifted a finger to arrange anything? Good news, I have a traveling consulting job for my old boss already in the works (7 years later and she is begging for me. Can we say window opening when door shuts?). Will be much better for me. I can't work 18 hours a day forever. Pray my loyal employees get their next paycheck. It's all good with me, besides g*d forbid I go in the office and steal something after 4 years of keeping the company running. I know they are making me have a guard with me. My prediction, they cave in 90 days. Sounds like a personal problem to me. Can you believe people? I've dealt with this kind of cr*p for over 20 years...this one's a little different. I thought she was my best friend and was my matron of honor. You can imagine the last minute wedding scramble now. No one that worked for me would dare to show up to the wedding now, they are in a very difficult position. My fiance's niece is picking up, despite her intense personal and physical situation, bless her heart. Someone visualize a huge machete in Piratenurse's back. It's ok, guys...I already have plan B in place and Mike is loving and supportive. It just ouches, to say the least. Thanks for being a free therapist group and I promise to be much more upbeat next post. Just asking for your awesome phin power...jeez, I keep doing that a lot lately!

(((((((Michelle)))))))
That just totally..... well you know what I mean. I'll be your matron of honor. just something in a nice floral print please. It will all be good. Just get married to your good man. It'll all be good.

Mr Play wrote:Sharkdog made good on his additional $500 pledge, I got the check today.

THANK YOU JOHN!!!

piratenurse wrote:

Mr Play wrote:Sharkdog made good on his additional $500 pledge, I got the check today.

THANK YOU JOHN!!!

Of course he did! He's a good man and he knew I would hunt him down if he didn't, lol. Thanks, Sharkdog. You weren't even her in body this year but you were so much of our group! Missing you badly, best see your pretty face next year, I'm already plotting on how to take more of your money!

piratenurse wrote:Honestly, with no pressure...if any of our special Parrotheads can manage to make San Antonio the weekend after Memorial Day, send me a pm and I will send you a wedding invitation. I would personally love to have all 600+ there, but know you guys have to actually deal with your families and work...I get it. But, if you would like a long weekend road trip, let me know. It's ok either way...I know you will all be with me in spirit and be prepared for pics! I was gonna send them on the honeymoon, but now that I am a criminal, I cannot commit to buying my own laptop for the trip. May have to wait unti the next week for you to see Piratenurse become Mrs. Steelguitarman. FYI, for our purposes, I will retain my maiden BN name.

sharkdog wrote:

piratenurse wrote:

Mr Play wrote:Sharkdog made good on his additional $500 pledge, I got the check today.

THANK YOU JOHN!!!

Of course he did! He's a good man and he knew I would hunt him down if he didn't, lol. Thanks, Sharkdog. You weren't even her in body this year but you were so much of our group! Missing you badly, best see your pretty face next year, I'm already plotting on how to take more of your money!

Can I quote you on the pretty face line?

Mr Play wrote:

sharkdog wrote:

piratenurse wrote:

Mr Play wrote:Sharkdog made good on his additional $500 pledge, I got the check today.

THANK YOU JOHN!!!

Of course he did! He's a good man and he knew I would hunt him down if he didn't, lol. Thanks, Sharkdog. You weren't even her in body this year but you were so much of our group! Missing you badly, best see your pretty face next year, I'm already plotting on how to take more of your money!

Can I quote you on the pretty face line?

Sure - for another $500. You just thought it would be cheaper to stay home this year

piratenurse wrote:

Mr Play wrote:

sharkdog wrote:

piratenurse wrote:

Mr Play wrote:Sharkdog made good on his additional $500 pledge, I got the check today.

THANK YOU JOHN!!!

Of course he did! He's a good man and he knew I would hunt him down if he didn't, lol. Thanks, Sharkdog. You weren't even her in body this year but you were so much of our group! Missing you badly, best see your pretty face next year, I'm already plotting on how to take more of your money!

Can I quote you on the pretty face line?

Sure - for another $500. You just thought it would be cheaper to stay home this year

I know you are gorgeous...I just need a reminder since I haven't seen you since 2008. I'm sure you will be so man pretty to me when I buy your first drink NEXT YEAR!!!! Hey, why not find me and Karat and Flipflopgirl in Vegas this fall? Girl's weekend! It could get very interesting. No offense to Mrs. Sharkdog....not that kind of interesting, please come too (we can always lose him for a little while).

sharkdog wrote:

piratenurse wrote:

Mr Play wrote:

sharkdog wrote:

piratenurse wrote:

Mr Play wrote:Sharkdog made good on his additional $500 pledge, I got the check today.

THANK YOU JOHN!!!

Of course he did! He's a good man and he knew I would hunt him down if he didn't, lol. Thanks, Sharkdog. You weren't even her in body this year but you were so much of our group! Missing you badly, best see your pretty face next year, I'm already plotting on how to take more of your money!

Can I quote you on the pretty face line?

Sure - for another $500. You just thought it would be cheaper to stay home this year

I know you are gorgeous...I just need a reminder since I haven't seen you since 2008. I'm sure you will be so man pretty to me when I buy your first drink NEXT YEAR!!!! Hey, why not find me and Karat and Flipflopgirl in Vegas this fall? Girl's weekend! It could get very interesting. No offense to Mrs. Sharkdog....not that kind of interesting, please come too (we can always lose him for a little while).

Yeah It probably was cheaper to stay home (although that daughter of mine does a fine job of spending Daddy's $$$ ) since whenever I am with you we seem to be drinking and eating It is always worth it though, and besides we like to see Mrs Play, quite possibly the world's most patient woman

Thanks piratenurse We'll keep that in mind. Mrs Sharkdog doesn't worry about me she just whispers in my ear how much its gonna cost me if she has to get rid of me