Geek Pick up lines

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » February 9, 2009 11:48 am

So are you free tonight or do I have to use torrents?

Care to open your AP so I can login to your router?

I was observing your Intermammary Sulcus in order to do a comparative analysis. I believe I have found an ideal exemplar
God, I'd like to upgrade your firmware.

Wanna come over & play with my Wii

you autocomplete me"
I think it best if we have an Open Source

I'd like to burn the midnight disk with you

Hey baby I've been port scanning you all night, and it looks like you're vulnerable

I don't usually do this, but for you, it's ports open

If I were your sudo, your wish would be my command

We could happily drown drown together in my ontologies

Roses are #FF0000, Violets ate #0000FF, All my base are belong to you
I'll be your Will Wheaton

I want you completely, both <HEAD> *and* <BODY>.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

Trust me I am a Jedi

Do you want to get out of here and go somewhere that has WIFI?

lets say you put on the Princes Leia costume and I will show you what The force can do for you.

I own an island...in Second Life

I like Battlestar Galactica. Wanna frack?

How about you and I dump this LAN and do a little peer-to-peer?

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

Let’s just cut to the chase, I wanna hotsync your PDA

When you're ready to upgrade... call me

If you'll be my integral then I’ll be the area under your curve

I don't want to Google other people

I'm like HTML5 honey you can play with me, but you can't use me.

Wanna get together for some I/O?

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I wanna browse your history, toss your cookies and empty my cache

Why don't you come back to my 127.0.0.1

Your mouth says 404, but your eyes say 302 Found.

You had me at d20

Baby, you're not a 10, you're a 1E+28

I like it and I want to put The One Ring on it

Whoa - you're like, Elf hot

Wanna be like Vista and go down on me?

10: SAY "My Place"
20: GOTO 10

Guess what else I can make pop-up?

You are more prime than my favorite number.

Wow I love your User Interface

You know, they don't call me Dungeon Master for nothing

Your place or my Mom's?

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 9, 2009 12:16 pm

and how many of these have worked in Wapok?

A1A-Keet · Post by **A1A-Keet** » February 9, 2009 6:59 pm

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » February 9, 2009 7:18 pm

My most over-used geek pick-up line:

"Would you like to go out with me tonight?"

moeron · Post by **moeron** » February 9, 2009 7:23 pm

VanillaGrl · Post by **VanillaGrl** » February 9, 2009 7:28 pm

Ummm...I think I'm little turned on by those.

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » February 9, 2009 7:40 pm

VanillaGrl wrote:Ummm...I think I'm little turned on by those.

Ooooh baby, you must be plug and play because I just found new hardware.

VanillaGrl · Post by **VanillaGrl** » February 9, 2009 7:54 pm

alphabits wrote:
VanillaGrl wrote:Ummm...I think I'm little turned on by those.
Ooooh baby, you must be plug and play because I just found new hardware.

Glorfindel7 · Post by **Glorfindel7** » February 9, 2009 9:00 pm

alphabits wrote:
VanillaGrl wrote:Ummm...I think I'm little turned on by those.
Ooooh baby, you must be plug and play because I just found new hardware.

This probably would have worked for Larry Laffer

rich_big · Post by **rich_big** » February 9, 2009 11:45 pm

I like the shirt: “I know HTML. How To Meet Ladies”

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 9, 2009 11:47 pm

Glorfindel7 wrote:
alphabits wrote:
VanillaGrl wrote:Ummm...I think I'm little turned on by those.
Ooooh baby, you must be plug and play because I just found new hardware.
This probably would have worked for Larry Laffer

in LSL1?

AlbatrossFlyer · Post by **AlbatrossFlyer** » February 10, 2009 8:06 am

violets are closer to #6600FF

Dezdmona · Post by **Dezdmona** » February 10, 2009 8:21 am

Capt.Flock wrote:Trust me I am R2D2

fixed....

(this is the droid you are looking for...)

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » February 10, 2009 9:06 am

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:violets are closer to #6600FF

Bubbaphan · Post by **Bubbaphan** » February 10, 2009 10:34 am

Capt.Flock wrote:
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