one wish

[tropicalfever]

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach highway when suddenly the clouds parted above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish".

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want".

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. Of course I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for such material things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly be easier to accomplish".


The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries for no apparent reason, what she really means when she says nothing's wrong. Just tell me how I can understand a woman's ever changing moods and make her truly happy.'

The Lord thought for a moment and replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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