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Almost Valentine's Day.
Today's Washington Post has an article "Love Stories in 6 Words".

Here are some examples:

Face in fantasies isn't my husband
He said he'd call. Still waiting.
She farts. Evidently I love her.
Recently orphaned, recently rich, accepting applications.
At least I got the dog.
E-Harmony told us both: "No Matches."

I'm sure we can do better.

Umm, how about:

He was drunk. So was I.

The rash will eventually go away.

Herpes last longer then love does

She was alot prettier last night...

I'm easy but I'm not cheap.

We had dinner. We had breakfast.

I'm cheap but I'm not easy.

Looking at you looking at me

They met at a Buffett show.

She's got huge ..... tracts of land!

no money , no looks no woman

Capt.Flock wrote:no money , no looks no woman

His cute waddle got the girl.

You. Me. Chocolate pudding. Whipped cream.

Because. You said you love me.

He was hot, I was horny

(and I got 11 good years out of him)

Don't say "no", say "no, .........more!"

Capt.Flock wrote:Herpes last longer then love does

I've heard this one as...

Love fades, but herpes is forever.

Love has been good to me.

A free drink Friday night at the Fox Sports Bar to the phirst one to name the author of the lyrics ... and no googling ... you'll have to be at least as old as Larry and me to know this one.

Any port in a storm, dear

Whitest teeth I ever came across.