(In Wine is Truth; in Water is Sickness)
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
1 kilogram (2.2 pounds) of Escherichia coli (E. coli).
This is the same bacteria that is found in human feces.
In other words, we are consuming 2-plus pounds of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine
or beer 
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because beer and other alcoholic beverages have to go through processes
that include boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of sh¡t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I'm doing this as a public service.
-"BB"-
