WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS SO IMPORTANT

[cammac]

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of
two people, Debra or Jack.

It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used
the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after
partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this
before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says, "I feel like crap."

[LIBuffettFan]

Now that was a good one.. I have to remember this.

[phijimanOK]

[SkoolGrl<3]

I knew of a manager who used to put "Jack off" on various dates on his calendar.





Yes, it was the calendar tracking time off from work...

[GumboPirate]