BN Critters - April 7th, 2009

[phjrsaunt]

I chuckled...
I snorted ...
Coffee shot out my nose...

Great way to start the day!

Then let me warn you....do not drink anything while watching this....

[popcornjack]

ducks and grapes, but still funny.

[srkmrd]

I have a friend who tells this joke, over and over and over and over, only joke he knows I think, .......it's duck and duck food for him.

[Capt.Flock]

A penguin walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and he says, "Excuse me, have you seen my father?" The bartender eyes the penguin for a moment and replies, "I don't know. What does he look like?

[phjrsaunt]

A penguin walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and he says, "Excuse me, have you seen my father?" The bartender eyes the penguin for a moment and replies, "I don't know. What does he look like?

Oh Flocky

[pair8head]

I was thinking a different joke.

Next day he comes in and again asks "Do you have any plums?"

the bartender says.

Look, do you see the "B" in Beer?
Yes replies Flock.
and do you see the "C" in Chips?
Yes.
Now do you see the "F" in Plums?

There's no F in Plums says Flock.

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU ALL ALONG.
THERE'S NO F'N PLUMS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Grams]

Now that's funny!!!!

[MammaBear]

So...this baby seal walks into a club........................................

[SkoolGrl<3]

I was thinking a different joke.

Next day he comes in and again asks "Do you have any plums?"

the bartender says.

Look, do you see the "B" in Beer?
Yes replies Flock.
and do you see the "C" in Chips?
Yes.
Now do you see the "F" in Plums?

There's no F in Plums says Flock.

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU ALL ALONG.
THERE'S NO F'N PLUMS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So...this baby seal walks into a club........................................

Y'all have me crackin' up right now... and I'm sure it would be the same even if I didn't have any rum!!! Yeah, needed a little something to get through Monday, er, Tuesday! rum rum rum

[spartan1979]

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "That'll be $10." The penguin pays and the bartender serves him his drink, saying, "You know, we don't get many penguins coming in here, you know." The penguin says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."

[Karacal]

[A1A-Keet]

[surfpirate]

I was thinking a different joke.

Next day he comes in and again asks "Do you have any plums?"

the bartender says.

Look, do you see the "B" in Beer?
Yes replies Flock.
and do you see the "C" in Chips?
Yes.
Now do you see the "F" in Plums?

There's no F in Plums says Flock.

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU ALL ALONG.
THERE'S NO F'N PLUMS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL ........... well, that WAS going to be Wednesday's strip this week ...... I had to come up with something new.

[SkoolGrl<3]

I was thinking a different joke.

Next day he comes in and again asks "Do you have any plums?"

the bartender says.

Look, do you see the "B" in Beer?
Yes replies Flock.
and do you see the "C" in Chips?
Yes.
Now do you see the "F" in Plums?

There's no F in Plums says Flock.

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU ALL ALONG.
THERE'S NO F'N PLUMS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL ........... well, that WAS going to be Wednesday's strip this week ...... I had to come up with something new.

Well that explains everything!!!

[pair8head]

I was thinking a different joke.

Next day he comes in and again asks "Do you have any plums?"

the bartender says.

Look, do you see the "B" in Beer?
Yes replies Flock.
and do you see the "C" in Chips?
Yes.
Now do you see the "F" in Plums?

There's no F in Plums says Flock.

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU ALL ALONG.
THERE'S NO F'N PLUMS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL ........... well, that WAS going to be Wednesday's strip this week ...... I had to come up with something new.

OOOPSIE

[RinglingRingling]

So...this baby harp seal walks into a club........................................

fixed it for you...

[pojo]

oh boy.......