Fore!
Posted: April 9, 2009 12:17 pm
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
apologize. 'Please!!!! Please!!!! allow me to help. I'm a Physical
Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she
told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the
man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his
hands together at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put
her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several
long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken.......
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
apologize. 'Please!!!! Please!!!! allow me to help. I'm a Physical
Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she
told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the
man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his
hands together at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put
her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several
long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken.......