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tikitatas wrote:Americans seems to be much more inhibited about nudity than Canadians and Europeans. I see them covering their children's eyes on beaches which are merely topless.

or as they say on French beaches, "Mon Dieu, ils sont seulement des seins."

I actually heard a hotel clerk on French St. Martin say that to an American guest who was complaining about the topless women by the pool.


Oh, and that guest wasn't me....

"I used to go to a nude beach."

"What did you do there?"

"Mostly just hung out."

My wife and I went to Jamaica a while ago for our friends' destination wedding. When we got to the resort it was cloudy and drizzling. Everyone stayed in their rooms. I dragged my wife, before she even got a chance to unpack, out for a swim. We then walked along the beach and found out that there was an entire section of the resort that was for nudists. It wasn't clothing optional, it was no clothing allowed. My wife looks great, but like almost all women, she doesn't think she looks as good as she does. Anyway, I somehow persuaded to to come with me "to the other side." We walked right up to the bar, I got a Red Stripe, while holding my swimsuit in my hand. I kissed my wife, and shed a little tear of happiness. What could be better then drinking naked in the Caribbean?

Anyone who has a problem with nudity, should simply keep to themselves. You don't want to see me naked, don't look. You don't want your kids to see me naked, tell them not to look.

jbfins wrote:My wife and I went to Jamaica a while ago for our friends' destination wedding. When we got to the resort it was cloudy and drizzling. Everyone stayed in their rooms. I dragged my wife, before she even got a chance to unpack, out for a swim. We then walked along the beach and found out that there was an entire section of the resort that was for nudists. It wasn't clothing optional, it was no clothing allowed. My wife looks great, but like almost all women, she doesn't think she looks as good as she does. Anyway, I somehow persuaded to to come with me "to the other side." We walked right up to the bar, I got a Red Stripe, while holding my swimsuit in my hand. I kissed my wife, and shed a little tear of happiness. What could be better then drinking naked in the Caribbean?

Anyone who has a problem with nudity, should simply keep to themselves. You don't want to see me naked, don't look. You don't want your kids to see me naked, tell them not to look.

Nothing better than being in Jamaica...red stripe, dirty banana (the drink-all of you get your mind out of the gutter) or any other alcoholic beverage..in your hand...naked at sunset!!!!

jbfins wrote:My wife and I went to Jamaica a while ago for our friends' destination wedding. When we got to the resort it was cloudy and drizzling. Everyone stayed in their rooms. I dragged my wife, before she even got a chance to unpack, out for a swim. We then walked along the beach and found out that there was an entire section of the resort that was for nudists. It wasn't clothing optional, it was no clothing allowed. My wife looks great, but like almost all women, she doesn't think she looks as good as she does. Anyway, I somehow persuaded to to come with me "to the other side." We walked right up to the bar, I got a Red Stripe, while holding my swimsuit in my hand. I kissed my wife, and shed a little tear of happiness. What could be better then drinking naked in the Caribbean?

Anyone who has a problem with nudity, should simply keep to themselves. You don't want to see me naked, don't look. You don't want your kids to see me naked, tell them not to look.

Sounds phun ,well said.

jbfins wrote:My wife and I went to Jamaica a while ago for our friends' destination wedding. When we got to the resort it was cloudy and drizzling. Everyone stayed in their rooms. I dragged my wife, before she even got a chance to unpack, out for a swim. We then walked along the beach and found out that there was an entire section of the resort that was for nudists. It wasn't clothing optional, it was no clothing allowed. My wife looks great, but like almost all women, she doesn't think she looks as good as she does. Anyway, I somehow persuaded to to come with me "to the other side." We walked right up to the bar, I got a Red Stripe, while holding my swimsuit in my hand. I kissed my wife, and shed a little tear of happiness. What could be better then drinking naked in the Caribbean?

Anyone who has a problem with nudity, should simply keep to themselves. You don't want to see me naked, don't look. You don't want your kids to see me naked, tell them not to look.

Exactly.

Tropic_Al wrote:

tikitatas wrote:Americans seems to be much more inhibited about nudity than Canadians and Europeans. I see them covering their children's eyes on beaches which are merely topless.

or as they say on French beaches, "Mon Dieu, ils sont seulement des seins."

I actually heard a hotel clerk on French St. Martin say that to an American guest who was complaining about the topless women by the pool.


Oh, and that guest wasn't me....

Yes. We have bodies. All of us.

NYParrotHead wrote:Clothing optional beaches are not a sexual thing for most thus who cares if someone is overweight...has scars...alot of body hair....etc. My wife and I are, we like to think, avg to above avg looking for our ages. We have been known, in fact just this past Friday, to visit Gunnison beach in NJ which is clothing opotional. We do not condemn anyone who is there (we felt bad for one man who failed to get all the toilet paper off of him after using the bathroom but still didn't condem him). I truly believe for most, going to a clothing optional beach is strictly for the freedom of getting an all over tan. For those that are going to "gawk" or even just peruse the sea of bodies...please stay away! To each his/her own...

LMAO!!! Not at you, but the guy with the TP stuck to him!!!

alaura1974 wrote:

NYParrotHead wrote:Clothing optional beaches are not a sexual thing for most thus who cares if someone is overweight...has scars...alot of body hair....etc. My wife and I are, we like to think, avg to above avg looking for our ages. We have been known, in fact just this past Friday, to visit Gunnison beach in NJ which is clothing opotional. We do not condemn anyone who is there (we felt bad for one man who failed to get all the toilet paper off of him after using the bathroom but still didn't condem him). I truly believe for most, going to a clothing optional beach is strictly for the freedom of getting an all over tan. For those that are going to "gawk" or even just peruse the sea of bodies...please stay away! To each his/her own...

LMAO!!! Not at you, but the guy with the TP stuck to him!!!

It was quite humorous and sad both at the same time.