SharkOnLand wrote:I predict the Critters will hire Kevin Costner, and Duckett has to sing "I will always love you...."
Dude, I had Duckett as a roomie for over a month.... and can't see him singing that song, and can speak from experience that he doesn't have the range!!!
He did try to serenade Marilyn and every other female that came thru our front door while he was here with corny love songs meant to woo them, and it did get him blown once in a while, but I and every other guy that came by realized we were in the presence of something greater than "manhood", or even "HOG-ness" and despite our despair over losing our women to Duckett came to respect him and when catching him with our ladies would just whine " Ain't that just F@#$ing Ducky!!!!"
If you're planning on hosting Duckett this summer......plan for it, IT WILL HAPPEN!!! You will lose your women to Duckett, he has that effect on them.