BN Critters - April 24th, 2009

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Bicycle Bill
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Re: BN Critters - April 24th, 2009

Post by Bicycle Bill »

spartan1979 wrote:I qualify as an oversized man and I and I do have biceps. Maybe I can finally be a stripper. Or maybe not. :oops:

What's more imposing than this?

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Now, *THAT'S* what I'd call a game face!! Ain't no way I'm messin' with him!!
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Re: BN Critters - April 24th, 2009

Post by ladyparrothead »

I think the band needs a female (me, me, me) bodyguard [smilie=battingeyes.gif] [smilie=battingeyes.gif] :roll:
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Re: BN Critters - April 24th, 2009

Post by C-Dawg »

SharkOnLand wrote:I predict the Critters will hire Kevin Costner, and Duckett has to sing "I will always love you...."

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Dude, I had Duckett as a roomie for over a month.... and can't see him singing that song, and can speak from experience that he doesn't have the range!!!
He did try to serenade Marilyn and every other female that came thru our front door while he was here with corny love songs meant to woo them, and it did get him blown once in a while, but I and every other guy that came by realized we were in the presence of something greater than "manhood", or even "HOG-ness" and despite our despair over losing our women to Duckett came to respect him and when catching him with our ladies would just whine " Ain't that just F@#$ing Ducky!!!!"
If you're planning on hosting Duckett this summer......plan for it, IT WILL HAPPEN!!! You will lose your women to Duckett, he has that effect on them.
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