Landshark Review

[ragtopW]

"Don't fruit the beer!"

Really??? I do.. I like Lime in my lighter beers and Orange slices in my
wheats.. Well in some of the Wheats.. Lemon works better for some
Wheats..

BTW.. I am above Manlaw..

[ragtopW]

I would agree with this assessment. I'm just surprised that they gave it a high mark of a D+. I give Landshark an F. As for the name of the stadium it doesn't matter. People will usually call it the "original name" (like up here, we won't call the TDBank Garden that, we will refer it as the Garden).

yeah.. I pretty much dare anyone to call Candlestick by any other name
and stand near me at the same time..

So when I see ya in Cincinnati, I can't stand beside you and say,

"Monster Park
Monster Park
Monster Park" ????

Um.. remember the wedgie from MOTM???

[ragtopW]

Its a fun (or phun) beer to drink. Its fun to drink the beer and look at the label.Its fun to drink the beer,look at the label,and listen to Bubba.Its fun to drink the beer around other people who are drinking something gay or snooty.Its a fun name for a stadium in Miami.(Probably wouldnt work in Green Bay)
Aint it all about fun?

What do you consider a "gay" beer?

Zima

I like some of the Zima's flavors.. I also like the Twisted teas.. and
and some of the Mikes Hard. flavors..

[Bicycle Bill]

Look,When you show up for a backyard party around here.We are going to hang around the pool,Dont leave your cell phone in your pocket,cause your going in.Listen to some good music (Loud) Play some Texas hold-em, The wives and girlfriends are going to congregate together and gossip .And us guys are going to discuss manly stuff like race cars and firearms.we are also going to flirt with the younger girls.So we cant get weighed down by some dark heavy beer Or gay beer. Your going to get Coors light, Landshark, Corona, Bud light, Keystone light. Thats about it.
If you ask for,or bring something else.Your going to get sent over to the wives section.

I can agree with just about all of that except for your choice of beers — only one good one in the bunch. Three of 'em have "light" in their name, and the fourth one apparently isn't fit to drink unless you ram a chunk of lime into it.

Repeat after me:
Light beer is not beer.
Light beer is substitute beer.
Light beer is diet beer.
Light beer is girlie beer.
Light beer is like making love in a canoe — it's fuggin' near water!

However, I can tolerate this to some degree. So long as you have a man's beer around that I can enjoy — something without "light" in the name, like REAL Budweiser, or REAL Coors, or (gag) even REAL Keystone — y'all can drink your lime-ade or your beer-flavored water and I won't say a thing (more of the good stuff for me, actually). We can eat BBQ, we can bluff each other over Texas hold-'em, we can cuss and discuss manly things like race cars and guns and hunting and fishing and we can flirt with the girls. Trust me, I won't be weighed down through any of it.

And I won't hold it against you that you're all drinking wussie beer. But I'll know.......

-"BB"-

[ormz6]

It should be renamed "BLANDshark". Might as well drink Coors Light , or a glass of water for that matter

[labatt1876]

Its a fun (or phun) beer to drink. Its fun to drink the beer and look at the label.Its fun to drink the beer,look at the label,and listen to Bubba.Its fun to drink the beer around other people who are drinking something gay or snooty.Its a fun name for a stadium in Miami.(Probably wouldnt work in Green Bay)
Aint it all about fun?

What do you consider a "gay" beer?

I'm guessing this 1 qualifies.....

haha, I agree

[LIPH]

Discussing "manly" things while drinking Coors Light, Landshark, Corona, Bud Light and Keystone Light. So exactly what "manly" things are discussed while drinking those lame ass "beers"? Whether you wore your lace or satin boxers?

[labatt1876]

Discussing "manly" things while drinking Coors Light, Landshark, Corona, Bud Light and Keystone Light. So exactly what "manly" things are discussed while drinking those lame ass "beers"? Whether you wore your lace or satin boxers?

Do they still actually make Keystone? I remember back in the early 90s, they had the gimmick that drinking the beer from the can was the same as the bottle. For most of the beers mentioned above, I have to agree, drink from a bottle or can, still tastes like weakly flavored water.

If you are looking for something lighter, at least go with a Labatt or Molson...something that has some flavor to it, while still on the lighter side.

[parrotcuda]

Discussing "manly" things while drinking Coors Light, Landshark, Corona, Bud Light and Keystone Light. So exactly what "manly" things are discussed while drinking those lame ass "beers"? Whether you wore your lace or satin boxers?

C'mon LIPH You know how you pitch a fit when I wear anything other than my T-backs.

[parrotcuda]

Look,When you show up for a backyard party around here.We are going to hang around the pool,Dont leave your cell phone in your pocket,cause your going in.Listen to some good music (Loud) Play some Texas hold-em, The wives and girlfriends are going to congregate together and gossip .And us guys are going to discuss manly stuff like race cars and firearms.we are also going to flirt with the younger girls.So we cant get weighed down by some dark heavy beer Or gay beer. Your going to get Coors light, Landshark, Corona, Bud light, Keystone light. Thats about it.
If you ask for,or bring something else.Your going to get sent over to the wives section.

I can agree with just about all of that except for your choice of beers — only one good one in the bunch. Three of 'em have "light" in their name, and the fourth one apparently isn't fit to drink unless you ram a chunk of lime into it.


Repeat after me:
Light beer is not beer.
Light beer is substitute beer.
Light beer is diet beer.
Light beer is girlie beer.
Light beer is like making love in a canoe — it's fuggin' near water!

However, I can tolerate this to some degree. So long as you have a man's beer around that I can enjoy — something without "light" in the name, like REAL Budweiser, or REAL Coors, or (gag) even REAL Keystone — y'all can drink your lime-ade or your beer-flavored water and I won't say a thing (more of the good stuff for me, actually). We can eat BBQ, we can bluff each other over Texas hold-'em, we can cuss and discuss manly things like race cars and guns and hunting and fishing and we can flirt with the girls. Trust me, I won't be weighed down through any of it.

And I won't hold it against you that you're all drinking wussie beer. But I'll know.......

-"BB"-

Have it your way Bill. I'll see you at the next party. And dont forget the BEER.
I guess bring me some Landshark Im heading over to the wives section now before any more ass whippings are administered

[HD18JBGuy]

Look,When you show up for a backyard party around here.We are going to hang around the pool,Dont leave your cell phone in your pocket,cause your going in.Listen to some good music (Loud) Play some Texas hold-em, The wives and girlfriends are going to congregate together and gossip .And us guys are going to discuss manly stuff like race cars and firearms.we are also going to flirt with the younger girls.So we cant get weighed down by some dark heavy beer Or gay beer. Your going to get Coors light, Landshark, Corona, Bud light, Keystone light. Thats about it.
If you ask for,or bring something else.Your going to get sent over to the wives section.

I can agree with just about all of that except for your choice of beers — only one good one in the bunch. Three of 'em have "light" in their name, and the fourth one apparently isn't fit to drink unless you ram a chunk of lime into it.


Repeat after me:
Light beer is not beer.
Light beer is substitute beer.
Light beer is diet beer.
Light beer is girlie beer.
Light beer is like making love in a canoe — it's fuggin' near water!

However, I can tolerate this to some degree. So long as you have a man's beer around that I can enjoy — something without "light" in the name, like REAL Budweiser, or REAL Coors, or (gag) even REAL Keystone — y'all can drink your lime-ade or your beer-flavored water and I won't say a thing (more of the good stuff for me, actually). We can eat BBQ, we can bluff each other over Texas hold-'em, we can cuss and discuss manly things like race cars and guns and hunting and fishing and we can flirt with the girls. Trust me, I won't be weighed down through any of it.

And I won't hold it against you that you're all drinking wussie beer. But I'll know.......

-"BB"-

Have it your way Bill. I'll see you at the next party. And dont forget the BEER.
I guess bring me some Landshark Im heading over to the wives section now before any more ass whippings are administered

I'll join you. I'll be the guy drinking the light beer, flirting with the hot ladies who are pointing and laughing at the guy toting a Budweiser can, with a huge uncontainable beer gut, and the back/shoulder hair that connects to his ears, tryng to flirt with girls that are 20-30 years younger than him.

If drinking light beer makes me a "girly-man", I am fine with that. No need for me to prove I am masculine based on the beer can I am gripping. As long as I keep having as much fun as I do, I couldn't care less what other people are drinking.

[parrotcuda]

Look,When you show up for a backyard party around here.We are going to hang around the pool,Dont leave your cell phone in your pocket,cause your going in.Listen to some good music (Loud) Play some Texas hold-em, The wives and girlfriends are going to congregate together and gossip .And us guys are going to discuss manly stuff like race cars and firearms.we are also going to flirt with the younger girls.So we cant get weighed down by some dark heavy beer Or gay beer. Your going to get Coors light, Landshark, Corona, Bud light, Keystone light. Thats about it.
If you ask for,or bring something else.Your going to get sent over to the wives section.

I can agree with just about all of that except for your choice of beers — only one good one in the bunch. Three of 'em have "light" in their name, and the fourth one apparently isn't fit to drink unless you ram a chunk of lime into it.


Repeat after me:
Light beer is not beer.
Light beer is substitute beer.
Light beer is diet beer.
Light beer is girlie beer.
Light beer is like making love in a canoe — it's fuggin' near water!

However, I can tolerate this to some degree. So long as you have a man's beer around that I can enjoy — something without "light" in the name, like REAL Budweiser, or REAL Coors, or (gag) even REAL Keystone — y'all can drink your lime-ade or your beer-flavored water and I won't say a thing (more of the good stuff for me, actually). We can eat BBQ, we can bluff each other over Texas hold-'em, we can cuss and discuss manly things like race cars and guns and hunting and fishing and we can flirt with the girls. Trust me, I won't be weighed down through any of it.

And I won't hold it against you that you're all drinking wussie beer. But I'll know.......

-"BB"-

Have it your way Bill. I'll see you at the next party. And dont forget the BEER.
I guess bring me some Landshark Im heading over to the wives section now before any more ass whippings are administered

I'll join you. I'll be the guy drinking the light beer, flirting with the hot ladies who are pointing and laughing at the guy toting a Budweiser can, with a huge uncontainable beer gut, and the back/shoulder hair that connects to his ears, tryng to flirt with girls that are 20-30 years younger than him.

If drinking light beer makes me a "girly-man", I am fine with that. No need for me to prove I am masculine based on the beer can I am gripping. As long as I keep having as much fun as I do, I couldn't care less what other people are drinking.

I'll be there HDGUY. We can grab ourselves then do a fist bump just so the wives know "Whats Up" ------Now leave me alone,I'm trying to watch General Hospital

[HD18JBGuy]

Look,When you show up for a backyard party around here.We are going to hang around the pool,Dont leave your cell phone in your pocket,cause your going in.Listen to some good music (Loud) Play some Texas hold-em, The wives and girlfriends are going to congregate together and gossip .And us guys are going to discuss manly stuff like race cars and firearms.we are also going to flirt with the younger girls.So we cant get weighed down by some dark heavy beer Or gay beer. Your going to get Coors light, Landshark, Corona, Bud light, Keystone light. Thats about it.
If you ask for,or bring something else.Your going to get sent over to the wives section.

I can agree with just about all of that except for your choice of beers — only one good one in the bunch. Three of 'em have "light" in their name, and the fourth one apparently isn't fit to drink unless you ram a chunk of lime into it.


Repeat after me:
Light beer is not beer.
Light beer is substitute beer.
Light beer is diet beer.
Light beer is girlie beer.
Light beer is like making love in a canoe — it's fuggin' near water!

However, I can tolerate this to some degree. So long as you have a man's beer around that I can enjoy — something without "light" in the name, like REAL Budweiser, or REAL Coors, or (gag) even REAL Keystone — y'all can drink your lime-ade or your beer-flavored water and I won't say a thing (more of the good stuff for me, actually). We can eat BBQ, we can bluff each other over Texas hold-'em, we can cuss and discuss manly things like race cars and guns and hunting and fishing and we can flirt with the girls. Trust me, I won't be weighed down through any of it.

And I won't hold it against you that you're all drinking wussie beer. But I'll know.......

-"BB"-

Have it your way Bill. I'll see you at the next party. And dont forget the BEER.
I guess bring me some Landshark Im heading over to the wives section now before any more ass whippings are administered

I'll join you. I'll be the guy drinking the light beer, flirting with the hot ladies who are pointing and laughing at the guy toting a Budweiser can, with a huge uncontainable beer gut, and the back/shoulder hair that connects to his ears, tryng to flirt with girls that are 20-30 years younger than him.

If drinking light beer makes me a "girly-man", I am fine with that. No need for me to prove I am masculine based on the beer can I am gripping. As long as I keep having as much fun as I do, I couldn't care less what other people are drinking.

I'll be there HDGUY. We can grab ourselves then do a fist bump just so the wives know "Whats Up" ------Now leave me alone,I'm trying to watch General Hospital

Chest bump too!

Are you enjoying a nice Pilsner Urquel or Miller High Life while you watch your soap?

[tryin' to reason]

Great taste!! Less filling!!

[Lightning Bolt]

No taste!! Lost filling!!

actually, I went to the dentist today

[JustDucky]

I still like whoever came up with Land Shart. Or maybe it's LandShart.

[chrisrehm]

I love the replies everyone's giving! Funny stuff!

Regarding the pool side beers, I go back to my statement that this environment is the worst place for a world class beer.

Every beer has it's place and for a Budweiser, Corona, Landshark, Miller, Coors, Old Milwalkee, Schlitz, Rheingold.. this is where they excell. Ice cold. Hot Summer Day. Pool-side, mowing the grass, at the beach, in a tropical bar... ex. They really can't be beat. These beers are "Refreshing", something that our world class beers are not.

I mean... picture this: 92 degrees in the shade. The sun is beating down. You're poolside and they have a well stocked bar. is any sane individual going to say to the bartender :"Hey! How ya doing? Yeah, pass me a Sam Smith's Oatmeal Stout, if you please?"

No. The'd be taken away in a straight jacket.

The problem that those of us who do drink world class beers is that we have to be on alert with these "Ball Park Beers"(BPB). The alcohol content for a Bud is the same as that for a Guinness. The thing about it is any of the BPB's is that, because there's so much less to them, we tend to plow them down at an alarming rate. Savoring say, a Fat Tire, might take 12 or 15 minutes. The BPB's takes about two minutes. After about an hour, you can be streached out cold! HA HA HA!

Here's an interesting statistic: The differance between a regular beer and a light beer is three potato chips. So why even bother with that Light C&ap?

Anheuser Busch has a product out for a couple of years that's something of an odd ball. It's a carbonated water, with just a hint of beer flavor and they call it Michelob Ultra!!!!

[Skibo]

If this was Kenny Chesney's beer, everyone here would say it sucks.

[HD18JBGuy]

Every beer has it's place and for a Budweiser, Corona, Landshark, Miller, Coors, Old Milwalkee, Schlitz, Rheingold.. this is where they excell. Ice cold. Hot Summer Day. Pool-side, mowing the grass, at the beach, in a tropical bar... ex. They really can't be beat. These beers are "Refreshing", something that our world class beers are not.

I mean... picture this: 92 degrees in the shade. The sun is beating down. You're poolside and they have a well stocked bar. is any sane individual going to say to the bartender :"Hey! How ya doing? Yeah, pass me a Sam Smith's Oatmeal Stout, if you please?"

No. The'd be taken away in a straight jacket.

Good response and analogy. That Sam Smith's Outmeal Stout is pretty good on a cold, winter indoor poker night though. I have had a few of those in my days. Good flavor, but as you said, certainly not "BPB" or poolside in Jamaica friendly.

[labatt1876]

[quote="chrisrehm"]I Here's an interesting statistic: The differance between a regular beer and a light beer is three potato chips. So why even bother with that Light C&ap?

[quote]

Very good point, this is exactly why light beer is a marketing gimmick. It makes little difference between a light beer and a regular one. For example, as much as I dont like Bud, I would still take Bud any day over Bud Light, and the calorie difference is like 30-40 calories, as you said about 3 potato chips